B1L15: Everyone Fights, No One Cums (feat. Anderson) [Imperial Guard Part 2]

This week, the bros announce they are taking a break. But rest assured, we will return with clear eyes and full jars!

Prepare to digress in part two of our Grey Knights discussion!  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/647633449939795968/welcome-to-the-magic-kingdom-our-continuing 00:00 Opening Theme 00:39 Hefty Blades of Grey 58:30 Outro MUSIC 00:00 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 24:40 Mick Gordon - At Doom's Gate [DOOM] 35:00 Yuka Kitamura - Pontiff Sulyvahn [Dark Souls III] 42:19 Junichi Masuda - Battle (Wild Pokémon) [Pokémon RBY] 42:46 Junichi Masuda - Victory (Wild Pokémon) [Pokémon RBY] 58:12 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

In this week's episode, we connect the dots and uncover the truth about the mysterious Chapter of daemonhunting Mary Sues known as the Grey Knights. Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/646999165930520576/this-february-true-love-takes-a-dive  00:00 Opening Sketch/Theme 06:40 Grey's Aknightomy 57:02 Outro MUSIC 01:15 Jim Latham - Men in Black: The Series Theme 02:05 Ron Wasserman - Bulk and Skull Theme [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers] 03:12 Doyle W. Donehoo - Angels of Death [Dawn of War III] 06:16 Justice - Stress 06:16 Death Grips - Inanimate Sensation 06:19 Will Smith - Men in Black 10:05 Powerglove - Power Rangers Theme 11:50 LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum 12:30 Kelly Bailey - Military Precision [Half-Life] 23:46 Yuki Hayashi - You Say Run [My Hero Academia] 31:49 Susumu Hirasawa - Theme of Guts [Berserk] 38:45 HammerFall - Hearts on Fire 50:33 Primus, Trey Parker - South Park Theme (Tegridy Farms Remix) 56:40 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Do you think love can bloom even in a Gellar Field?  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/646368842201890816/jokaero-kong-is-here-so-were-finally-back 00:00:00 Opening Theme 00:00:39 Skeeting With the Alien 01:02:45 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:28:47 B*n Sh*piro - Game of Thrones Theme (Cover) 00:37:20 Joe Satriani - Crowd Chant 00:51:17 Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) 01:02:19 Grant Kirkhope & George Andreas - DK Rap (Instrumental) [Donkey Kong 64]

This week, we ask the age old question: what is the Inquisition? And what are they doing in my house? And what's that thing they're pointing at me?  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/645730778544766976/always-watching-above-are-the-images 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:06:51 Opening Theme 00:07:29 God-Emperor and the State 01:04:05 Outro MUSIC 00:01:03 Christopher Lee - Massacre of the Saxons 00:01:46 Choir and Orchestra of Bolshoi Theatre, conducted by G. Rozhdestvensky, composed by Pierre Degeyter - The Internationale 00:01:54 Paul Leonard-Morgan - Death Comes For All [Dawn of War III] 00:02:53 Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong 00:04:03 Ron Wasserman - Bulk and Skull Theme [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers] 00:05:15 Masato Nakamura - Green Hill Zone [Sonic the Hedgehog] 00:05:37 Masato Nakamura - Game Over [Sonic the Hedgehog] 00:06:02 Jim Crew - Saltatio Damnatibus [Chaos Gate] 00:06:43 Jim Crew - Ominōsu [Chaos Gate] 00:06:51 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:09:27 Dan Salvato - Doki Doki Literature Club! Theme 00:12:01 Moby - James Bond Theme (Remix) 00:22:30 Zeeslow - The X-Files Theme (Trap Remix) 00:23:42 DJ Dado - Twin Peaks Theme (Remix) 00:36:23 Eedion - The Shire (Remix) 00:44:11 Maklibek - Metal Gear Solid (Remix Medley) 00:47:29 Electric Wizard - I, The Witchfinder 01:03:25 Shoko Nakagawa - Sorairo Days 01:03:47 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Happy International Women’s Day! The Bros would like to remind our listeners that fanatical devotion to a patriarchal God-Emperor has no gender. SLAY CANONESS!!! Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/645100395083988992/slay-queen-now-that-were-done-covering-the 00:00 Jeff and Andrew's Halo Corner 02:54 Opening Theme 03:33 Celes-Teen Spirit 48:28 Outro   MUSIC 00:05 Joel Corelitz - Through the Trees [Halo Infinite] 01:37 Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - Final [Halo 3: ODST] 02:54 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 13:00 Sisters of Mercy - Temple of Love 23:12 Rob Zombie - Dragula 37:20 Claris - Connect [Puella Magi Madoka Magica] 42:23 Matthew Harwood - Till Death Do You Part [Castle Crashers] 43:50 Lee Jackson - Grabbag [Duke Nukem 3D] 48:05 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

This week, we catch up with our high school goth GFs turned religious war criminals the Sisters of Battle. Respect the God-Emperor or prepare for COMBAT! Lonnie guest stars as the burninating Battle Sister Valeria! You might already know them as the artist who did our show portrait and logo. Give 'em a follow on Instagram @ilanablady and Twitter @lonnieblady. Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/644466205522034688/listen-here-jack-behold-the-supplemental 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:02:23 Opening Theme 00:03:01 In the Name of the God-Emperor, I'll Punish You! 01:03:52 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Jeremy Soule - Chant [Dawn of War] 00:00:51 Fief - Medieval Breeze 00:01:31 Mike Morasky (feat. Valve Studio Orchestra) - Dreams of Cruelty [Team Fortress 2] 00:02:17 Mike Morasky (feat. Valve Studio Orchestra) - Team Fortress 2 [Team Fortress 2] 00:02:23 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:26:15 Slayer - Raining Blood 00:38:43 Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want to Have Fun 00:51:27 J.S. Bach, performed by Jonathan Scott - Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring 01:01:05 Lee Jackson - Grabbag [Duke Nukem 3D] 01:03:30 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

In part two of our in-depth Mechanicus coverage we normalize dad bods, get sloshed with our favorite Scotswoman, and mourn the loss of Jeb!'s lucky sword.  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/643832873072361472/please-clap-behold-the-images-referenced-above 00:00:00 The Sam and Jeff Metal Hour 00:01:26 Opening Theme 00:02:09 Some Folks Call It a Changsword 01:59:44 Outro MUSIC 00:00:04 Teitanblood - Anteinfierno 00:00:45 Nachtmystium - Ghosts of Grace 00:01:26 Nazgûl - Elficidium 00:20:39 Junichi Masuda - Pallet Town [Pokémon Red/Blue] 00:59:20 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

This week, we don our little red riding hoods and party with the cybernetic Martian dubstep priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus.  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/643197835027890176/praise-the-omnissiah-above-are-all-the-images 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:05:05 Opening Theme 00:05:44 Cawl of Duty: Modem Warfare 01:14:45 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Might & Magic III: Isles of Terra [SNES] - Daytime 00:00:45 John Williams - Prologue [Wizard Movie for Babies] 00:01:15 Ron Wasserman - Bulk and Skull Theme [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers] 00:04:43 Might & Magic III: Isles of Terra [SNES] - Tavern 00:02:37 Might & Magic III: Isles of Terra [SNES] - Inn 00:03:39 Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox) 00:04:16 Guillaume David - Children of the Omnissiah [Mechanicus] 00:05:00 Justice - Stress 00:05:00 Death Grips - Inanimate Sensation 00:05:05 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:43:18 Metallica - Ride the Lightning 00:44:40 Godflesh - Shut Me Down 00:49:28 Guillaume David - Noosphere [Mechanicus] 01:14:24 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Oh boy, it's the second part of our first guest episode! With our bladders emptied, we are finally free to fill our hearts and minds with sweet, sweet Imperial Guard lore. We even crack open The Imperial Infantryman's Handbook and read some of that Real Official Shit. Link to the video we threw on in the background: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ljy0-Tcvw 00:00 Happy Birthday, Inquisitor Syphilax 02:18 Opening Theme 02:56 Everyone Fights, No One Cums (feat. Anderson) 52:12 Outro MUSIC 00:00 Jim Crew - Saltatio Damnatibus [Chaos Gate] 01:37 Bear McCreary - Carl 02:12 Jim Crew - Ominōsu [Chaos Gate] 02:18 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 51:51 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]