Pumpkin Meat

not us, bribing corrupt officials when we travelled to Mexico together 

sweet Annie responds to (and encourages) a spammer (via text) but then it got weird...

we've finished hibernating and we're back with Season 2, just in time for spooky season

kinda missing the T-pain auto-tune app that used to be available for $2.99 from the iTunes store... also, plz excuse the 3+ mins where we laughed to the point where: A) Ann almost peed her pants, and B) Taylor almost threw up

somehow, these things all connect: fluorescent lights, shopping carts, and Aladdin.

not sure how either of us still have grown-up jobs at this point...

Furbies giving wedgies: can you think of anything more traumatizing?

your half-time entertainment: teenage mutant ninja turtles contracting IBS (live)

say "hi" to grandma—at least she has armpit hair...

what does Freaky Friday, driver's Ed, and Six Flags have in common?