not sure how either of us still have grown-up jobs at this point...

Ann + Taylor's Loft

Professional Kerfuffles 

not us, bribing corrupt officials when we travelled to Mexico together

Carey Carries Candy

sweet Annie responds to (and encourages) a spammer (via text) but then it got weird...

AI Chinchillas

we&#39;ve finished hibernating and we&#39;re back with Season 2, just in time for spooky season

Pumpkin Meat

kinda missing the T-pain auto-tune app that used to be available for $2.99 from the iTunes store...
 
also, plz excuse the 3+ mins where we laughed to the point where: A) Ann almost peed her pants, and B) Taylor almost threw up

Chicken Coop Almanac

somehow, these things all connect:
fluorescent lights, shopping carts, and Aladdin.

Hologram Aladdin

Furbies giving wedgies: can you think of anything more traumatizing?

American Girl Dog

your half-time entertainment: teenage mutant ninja turtles contracting IBS (live)

Half Court Shart

say &quot;hi&quot; to grandma—at least she has armpit hair...

Ghosted at the drive thru

what does Freaky Friday, driver&#39;s Ed, and Six Flags have in common?

Metal Box Massage

Comedy

Improv

Have you ever wanted to feel less horrible about yourself? 

Stop counseling and start climbing up to Ann + Taylor's Loft, where two, unlicensed therapists are staring at you. 

If you're here, you're either A) our mothers, B) a friend with questionable judgment, or C) lost. Whichever describes you best, we're glad you're here, risking your sanity, and live-laugh-loving with us. 