Goals galore as PSG defeat Man City - 5 Live reaction

John Murray, Ian Dennis and Alistair Bruce-Ball are back as John and Ali debate Norwegian pronunciations following on-air squabble.We also get the team's view on Man Utd as Ali prepares to commentate on their crunch game with Bournemouth.Which 5 Live Sport broadcasters would make good Traitors and Faithfuls? And who will go top in Clash of the Commentators    Saturday 24th October Arsenal v Everton 1500 KO - LIVE ON 5 LIVE Coventry v Fulham 1500 KO - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA  Chelsea v Spurs 1730 KO - LIVE ON 5 LIVE Rangers v St Johnstone 1500 KO - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA 3 Sunday 25th October Hibernian v Celtic 1200 KO - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA 2  Man Utd v Bournemouth 1400 KO - LIVE ON 5 LIVE Liverpool v Brighton 1400 KO - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA 2 Crystal Palace v Newcastle 1400 KO - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA 3  Hull City v Brentford 1400 KO -  BBC SPORT WEBSITE Sunderland v Leeds 1630 KO - LIVE ON 5 LIVETIMECODES 01:00 John in Munich. 04:00 Manchester United's travails continue 09:45 "Viking" or "Veeking" 18:00 Robyn Cowen's illness story 32:00 Offering notes 25:45 What happens if we go off air 30:00 5 Live's Traitors and Faithfuls  34:00 Footballer rhyming slang 37:00 Clash of the Commentators - Norwegian special 43:00 Unintended pub name 47:00 Great Glossary of footballGREAT GLOSSARY OF FOOTBALL DIVISION ONE 10 men behind the ball 50p head Agricultural challenge, Back of the net, Back to square one, Backside and elbows, The Beautiful Game, Booked, Bosman, Bullet header, Buying a penalty, Caretaker manager, Channel of joy, Checked and cleared, Coupon buster, Cruyff Turn, Cultured/educated left foot, Dead-ball specialist, Draught excluder, Elastico/flip-flap, False nine, Fox in the box, Giving the goalkeeper the eyes, Grub hunter, Head like a biscuit tin, Head like a sheriff’s badge, Head tennis, Hibs it, In a good moment, In behind, Laces through it Let it fly Lollipop, Magic of the FA Cup, “Make sure you watch Match of the Day tonight” The Maradona, Need one to get in off their backside, Off their line, Olimpico, Onion bag, Panenka, Parachute payment, Park the bus, Perfect hat-trick, Postage stamp, Put his cap on it, Rabona, Roy of the Rovers stuff, Schmeichel-style, Scorpion kick, Spursy, Stick it in the mixer, Sweeper keeper, Taking it to the corner flag, Target man, Tiki-taka, Tipped it over the bar Towering header, Trivela, UEFA penalty, Where the kookaburra sleeps, Where the owl sleeps, Where the spiders sleep, You could have two goalkeepers in there and they still wouldn’t have saved it.

Rick Edwards and Lloyd Griffith are joined by Andy Mitten, the editor of 'United We Stand' and Jay Motty from the Stretford Paddock to reflect on Manchester United's disastrous night in Como after their 4-1 defeat to Cesc Fàbregas' side. How are Man United fans feeling? Was Bruno Fernandes right to speak out in the way he did? Can Michael Carrick survive this? And who do the fanbase feel is the right person to rescue them from this situation... if anyone? Plus, Rick & Lloyd hear some cracking header/headerer stories and - to lighten the mood - Andy Mitten reveals his top five football interviews of all time. Trust us, it is an astonishing list. Send us your messages and voicenotes on WhatsApp to 08000 289 369.TIMECODES: 2:24 - Did Bruno Fernandes throw Carrick under the bus? 7:25 - Michael Carrick's response 9:29 - How do the fans react? 10:48 - How would Alex Ferguson deal with Bruno? 13:00 - Owner vs Player responsibility 14:45 - How much are United missing Casemiro? 16:50 - Man United's recruitment 21:15 - Who’s linked to replace Carrick? 24:30 - Does Carrick make the Bournemouth game? 26:50 - Andy’s best interviews 28:57 - The United Cycle and Aston Villa impress against Viking 32:40 - How is fame treating Lloyd? 34:50 - Listeners send in their heading stories

Mark Chapman, Kasper Schmeichel, John Murray and Matthew Upson review Manchester United's position after a humiliating 4-1 Champions League defeat to Como.Bruno Fernandes questioned his team's tactics in the defeat, which left Michael Carrick under mounting pressure. The team ask whether Carrick can survive and how damaging Bruno Fernandes' post-match interview will turn out to be. BBC Sport's Simon Stone joins the podcast from Como, looking at what the defeat could mean for Carrick's position as head coach.We also hear Carrick's apology to fans following the defeat.TIMECODES 01:00 Bruno Fernandes questions Man Utd's tactic 05:00 Where it went wrong tonight 12:45 Man Utd and their recruitment 16:00 Carrick's apology to Man Utd fans 23:00 Man Utd's next game v Bournemouth

Kelly Cates is joined by Stephen Warnock, Ashley Young, Tom Allnutt and Statman Dave to react to what was a record breaking night in the Champions League. Andoni Iraola managed to scrape past his former assistant Inigo Perez as Liverpool beat Villarreal 4-3. Manchester City made lightwork of AEK Athens without Erling Haaland as Phil Foden stepped up with a hat-trick as they won 5-1. In the tie all eyes were on, Paris Saint-Germain beat Barcelona 4-2 in a thriller at the Parc des Princes.TIME CODES:00:00 Record number of goals in the Champions League 04:33 Liverpool scrape past Villarreal 14:07 Manchester City cruise past AEK Athens 20:56 PSG beat Barcelona in thriller

Mark Chapman is joined by Chris Sutton, Rory Smith and Steph Houghton on this week's Monday Night Club.The team discuss Crystal Palace's 5-0 loss against rivals Brighton on Sunday with Palace fan Dan Cook. To what extent is Pierre Sage to blame, has he been let down by a lack of signings and who could replace him if he leaves the club? Then, what's behind Nottingham Forest's lack of goals under Oliver Glasner? And it's troubled times in the North East! Matthias Jaissle has come under criticism for bringing Dan Burn on to play up front during Newcastle's 1-0 loss at home to Aston Villa. And can Regis Le Bris turn Sunderland's fortunes around?Timecodes: 01:00 - Crystal Palace's 5-0 loss v Brighton 12:30 - Why can't Forest score? 22:00 - Cause for concern for Newcastle fans? 30:00 - Wiegman's new contract & Ronaldo's fine 34:30 - Can Le Bris turn Sunderland around?

Rick and Lloyd are back! They discuss Brighton's halfway line goal and why it might be the best of the genre. Paul Robinson joins us to give the goalkeeper's perspective and if he did or didn't mean to score his own longe-range belter against Watford back in 2007 (he didn't).Paul also gives his view on the draw between Leeds and Man Utd after commentating at Elland Road and explains why Michael Carrick's changes paid off, even for out of form Bruno Fernandes. And finally, if you've ever headed a ball away in the stands, let Lloyd know... Send your messages and voicenotes on WhatsApp to 08000 289 369.TIMECODES: 0:00 - Lloyd at Brentford vs Liverpool 05:23 - Brighton 5-0 Crystal Palace and Diego Gomez’s screamer 09:13 - Paul Robinson talks on his experience of halfway line shots 13:04 - Leeds 1-1 Manchester United & hope for Carrick 17:56 - Lisandro Martínez’s place in the squad 20:34 - Manchester United filming ‘All or Nothing’ 21:53 - Yehor Yarmoliuk's red card after a ‘headbutting action’ on Jeremy Jacquet 23:25 - An update on Lloyd’s header view count

Alex Scott sits down with Kasper and Peter Schmeichel on the latest Football Interview on the Football Daily podcast. The father-son duo reflect on their Premier League title wins, and discuss what it was like for Kasper growing up as the son of Peter Schmeichel. And with Kasper having just retired, how do footballers deal with coming to the end of their playing careers?Timecodes: 00:17 Memories of winning Premier League titles 01:47 Was Kasper always destined to be a goalkeeper? 05:18 The father-son dynamic, and Peter giving goalkeeping advice 06:50 The evolution of goalkeeping 08:20 Kasper's retirement and forming a band?!

John Murray, Ian Dennis & Ali Bruce-Ball are reunited as they discuss the week's football events, including Lisandro Martinez's criticism of the Manchester United hierarchy and Manchester City's Champions League defeat to PSG. Does Luis Enrique now recognise John? How did Ali come close to missing a big commentary last season? And which member of the team was Martin Lewis' phone-a-friend on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Can Ian level up the standings in this week's Clash of the Commentators? And there are more entries to the Great Glossary of Football.TIMECODES 02:30 When illness causes a commentator to withdraw 12:00 Lisandro Martinez's post-match outburst 15:00 John's reflections on covering Manchester City this week 22:45 This weekend's matches 30:00 Have any of the team completed the 92? 34:00 Ian, Frank Lampard and the golf buggy 40:30 Clash of the Commentators 47:30 Unintended Pub Name of the Week 49:40 Great Glossary of FootballCOMMENTARIES THIS WEEKEND SAT 1230: Arsenal v Birmingham City - Sports Extra (WSL) SAT 1500: Brentford v Liverpool - 5 Live SAT 1500: Manchester City v Ipswich - Sports Extra SAT 1730: Newcastle v Aston Villa - 5 Live SAT 1900: Dundee v Rangers - Sports Extra 3 (Scottish Premiership)SUN 1400: Leeds v Manchester United - 5 Live SUN 1400: Brighton v Crystal Palace - Sports Extra SUN 1400: Bournemouth v Sunderland - Sports Extra 2 SUN 1600: Celtic v Hearts - Sports Extra 2 (Scottish Premiership) SUN 1630: Nottingham Forest v Arsenal - 5 LiveGREAT GLOSSARY OF FOOTBALL Great Glossary of Football Commentary: DIVISION ONE 10 men behind the ball 50p head Agricultural challenge, Back of the net, Back to square one, Backside and elbows, The Beautiful Game, Booked, Bosman, Bullet header, Buying a penalty, Caretaker manager, Channel of joy, Checked and cleared, Coupon buster, Cruyff Turn, Cultured/educated left foot, Dead-ball specialist, Draught excluder, Elastico/flip-flap, False nine, Fox in the box, Giving the goalkeeper the eyes, Grub hunter, Head like a biscuit tin, Head like a sheriff’s badge, Head tennis, Hibs it, In a good moment, In behind, Lollipop, Magic of the FA Cup, “Make sure you watch Match of the Day tonight” The Maradona, Need one to get in off their backside, Off their line, Olimpico, Onion bag, Panenka, Parachute payment, Park the bus, Perfect hat-trick, Postage stamp, Put his cap on it, Rabona, Roy of the Rovers stuff, Schmeichel-style, Scorpion kick, Spursy, Stick it in the mixer, Sweeper keeper, Taking it to the corner flag, Target man, Tiki-taka, Towering header, Trivela, UEFA penalty, Where the kookaburra sleeps, Where the owl sleeps, Where the spiders sleep, You could have two goalkeepers in there and they still wouldn’t have saved it.

Rick & Lloyd are back! And by popular(ish) demand. They catch up for the first time since the World Cup and look back on Man City's first defeat since the charges. Plus, Lloyd has a novel suggestion for Man City’s punishment and Adam Crafton explains how PSG’s journey in France has so many similarities – and differences – with Manchester City’s.There’s also time to look at Arsène Wenger’s mooted bid to become FIFA president – rumoured by everyone but the great man himself. Rick and Lloyd also find the perfect analogy for Lisandro Martínez’s controversial post-match interview on Tuesday night.TIMECODES: 0:00 - Rick & Lloyd are back! 4:10 - Wait, Man City have been found guilty? 6:54 - Man City 2-4 PSG 9:30 - Mistakes from Gianluigi Donnarumma 11:00 - Man City players in the wild 13:02 - The geopolitical backdrop behind this game 16:30 - Luis Enrique states his support for Man City 18:30 - The state of club ownership in English football 26:40 - Is Arsène Wenger a realistic option to replace Gianni Infantino as FIFA President? 29:44 - Lisandro Martinez’s fiery comments 31:33 - The answer to how much Man City’s malpractice trophies weigh

Alistair Bruce-Ball is joined by Chris Sutton, Charlie Adam and football correspondent John Murray on an eventful night in the Champions League.Manchester City went down to a 4-2 defeat against a dominant attacking display from PSG. We hear from Enzo Maresca on how his side will respond to the defeat. Meanwhile there's reaction to Aston Villa's 6-0 thrashing of Fenerbahce and Liverpool's 6-3 win in Austria against LASK, where Bradley Barcola scored a hat-trick.TIMECODES 00:20 A PSG masterclass at the Etihad 07:45 Enzo Maresca on how Man City react to the defeat 17:50 Aston Villa 6-0 Fenerbahce reaction 22:45 LASK 3-6 Liverpool 25:50 Real Madrid's stunning comeback in Rome.Thursday 15th October EUROPA LEAGUE: Benfica v Celtic LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA CONFERENCE LEAGUE: Hearts v Nordsjælland - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA 2 Saturday 17th October PREMIER LEAGUE: Brentford v Liverpool - LIVE ON 5 LIVE PREMIER LEAGUE: Manchester City v Ipswich - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA PREMIER LEAGUE: Newcastle v Aston Villa - LIVE ON 5 LIVE - WSL: Arsenal v Birmingham City - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP: Dundee v Rangers - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA 3Sunday 18th October PREMIER LEAGUE: Leeds United v Manchester United - LIVE ON 5 LIVE PREMIER LEAGUE: Brighton v Crystal Palace - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA PREMIER LEAGUE: Bournemouth v Sunderland - LIVE ON SPORTS EXTRA 2 PREMIER LEAGUE: Nottingham Forest v Arsenal - LIVE ON 5 LIVE