Cast 605: Sean is Out and We Are Killing It

Join us for an exclusive look at what Beef and Rita sound like coming to you from a camper in the middle of the woods! Yep, its close to what they always sound like just with more upsidedown pineapple. We know you can't wait and neither can we!

Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and sex and stuff.

At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.

I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?

Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.

Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.

The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut! 

We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.

Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot. 

Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.