Orny Adams 182: I Was A Paperboy

What’s wrong with Orny’s nose… and dumb criminals solving their own crimes, paying your bail with counterfeit money, the return of hacky sack (losers rejoice), an increase in bear attacks, a shark that left kids alone, a VERY disappointing World Cup Final, and the question everyone is asking: What is a NILF… and are you one?

What’s Wrong with Fourth of July drunks, losing at beach tennis and getting hosed by a hose company. Also, it’s enough with restaurants sneaking in extra fees. And we take a nostalgic trip back to the days when I was a paper boy.

What’s Wrong with small see through napkins? And why the Levi’s and Heinz’s Ketchup logos are blacked out? The Dallas Cowboy’s Cheerleaders facing online criticism. Some reasons you should never leave your house. And you can add pickleball paddle to the list of deadly weapons.

This episode takes a deep dive into the documentary “The Curious Case of Benjaman Kyle” with special guest and former FBI profiler Jim Clemente. Together, we explore the mystery surrounding Benjamin’s true identity and share our theories about what may have really happened. Who comes closer to cracking the case—the comedian or the profiler? You decide.

What’s wrong with the California election ballot? The caterpillar apocalypse. Why you should never hike near a cliff with someone that stands to inherit billions from you. What’s wrong with Tom Hardy, the Justina Pelletier case and another tragedy on a Carnival cruise. 

What’s wrong with Greg in Reseda exposing himself to neighbors… and kids!? Killer kids on Ebikes. Orny recaps his encounter with a cocodrilo in Mexico after news of another cocodrilo attack in South Africa. Hantavieus back in the news. And what’s with all the Alien Conspiracy talk.

Paul Chowdhry is a British comedian and actor who has sold out Wembley Arena and the O2.  They met Orny at the Improv the other night—Orny had never heard of him, but Paul knew of Orny well.  A friendship formed.  Paul is known for his comedy special “Live Innit “ and shows like Taskmaster and Live at the Apollo. He blends sharp observational humor with bold cultural commentary.

What’s Wrong with buying modern appliances for your home? A lot! Risks of surgery and what could go wrong with surgery to change your eye color. Orny’s panic pouches for Gen Z. The success of the $22 smoothie.

What’s Wrong with being negative? You lose your mind. Signs of dementia. The missing hooker in Bahamas. How Bozo won me fifty bucks! Snake bites are up. Gas is up. Tipping is down. What’s Wrong with condescending waiters, overpriced spices and the $11 watermelon is here )At Walmart.)

What’s Wrong with an 18 mile Marathon? Social influencer cleans her panties in hotel coffee maker, 25 year old dies from rattlesnake bite, how to avoid “Scromiting” and What’s Wrong with rummaging through a dead person’s personal items?