Sex Toy Sales Double, CBS Reporter Corners Trump, Bernie Drops Out and Endorses Biden, Hugh Jackman Was Offered a CATS Role, Homestar Runner Releases 180 Music Tracks, Dr. Oz Acts Like a Ghoul, Where Are Our Deposit Checks?

Trendos will always be friendos! *TIME CODES* 02:07 - BEVS LIKE THESE 09:28 - SECTION 1 25:05 - SECTION 2 29:36 - DRAMATIC BEANING 39:13 - WIFIVE 41:56 - OUTRO

Let's talk about CATS, bay-bee! Join Travis, Brent, and Courtney for a thorough WTF-ing of 2019's legendary cult film (read: flop) CATS!!! Munkustrap in and let's Bustopher... a move?

*TIMECODES* 0:10:56 - NOT CORONAVIRUS 0:32:43 - "FORGET IT, JAKE... IT'S CORONAVIRUS" 1:07:29 - WI-FIVE 1:10:32 - OUTRO

*TIMECODES* 0:18:02 TIDBITS FOR BREAKFAST 0:31:32 COCO RORO WITH COCO & BOBO 1:01:51 WIFIVE 1:04:12 OUTRO

*TIMECODES* 0:13:05 I GUESS IT'S COVID-19 TIME 0:57:03 CALM CORNER 1:01:00 DRAMATIC READING 1:16:24 WIFIVE 1:19:04 I GUESS IT'S OUTRO TIME

This week, we talk about–you guessed it–the worldwide surplus of Unicorns and jellybeans! Okay, that was a bit of wishful thinking, it’s more like COVID-19, Bernie vs. Biden, the Utah Earthquake, and other not-so-upbeat stories. But Courtney surprises Brent with a dramatic reading and we talk about cat buttholes in a way you may want to sit down for! TIMECODES: 0:15:02 BEYOND THE HEADLINES 0:32:36 COVID-19 1:04:30 REAL DOCTORS! 1:21:14 POLITICS ROUNDUP & TIDBITS 1:32:44 DRAMATIC READING 1:41:04 WIFIVE 1:43:46 OUTRO

Today we're talking about the Coronavirus, Super Tuesday, and Courtney's got a powerful tribute to Elizabeth Warren for you. But we're also announcing a new chapter for Trends Like These, and we can't wait to bring you along for the ride! Thanks to you for listening, and thanks to Travis for being the co-hostest with the co-mostest for nearly 5 years! Download and listen for the details (that's how podcasts work, it turns out).

CONTENT WARNING: Mentions of sexual assault between 25:19 and 33:28

Content warning: Assault and murder between 1:12:11 - 1:15:44