happy goon year

accidentally dating your DILF, madonna gaga death match, and the true definition of bird + more is uncovered in this amazeballs fawking g@y ass fawking podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

gaggings over Outside Lands ticket securement, discussions on Pillion movie vs the book, almost getting kicked out of an old gays bar and more in this MINI SESSSHHHHHHH.... we know you love them hahaa yessssss. eaow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

a discovery of Madonna, a live reaction to the Scatty Movie trailer, a live tarot reading by oomf Venus, and so much more await your filthy delights. stroke your shi. kev substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/are-you-ready-to-die-dilf?r=fuypt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS POD... alex evicts kev after his unfavorable review of Music followed by a recap of their V-day events, bottoming prep skill levels, and other worthless homosexual banterkev’s article: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/i-need-a-perfect-body?r=fuypt&utm_medium=ios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DO WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAME??? alex & kev spend way too fucking long gagging over American Life & The Moment collapses + dilf fuckenings + halftime show reviewings + IM DRINKING A FXKXING SOY LATTE... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex & kev spiral over the results of the Scammys 2026, gag over their Send Help viewings, and discuss the ethics of sharing SSN numbers with others Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex falls deeper in love with her dilf, kev beefs with millennial geeks, and the queerties snub the pod once again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex gets her jush stolen at work, kev beefs with creepy old gays, and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SO STUPID. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex takes the virginity of an older man, kev theorizes about carly rae jepsen's involvement in the upcoming religion wars, and both hungry hippos discuss whats IN and OUT for 2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex & kev kick off 2026 with more delusions about their appearance, quaketh's recipe for a perfect drunk night, alex's circuit party shenanigans, and more GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYYY slopshit genuinely what is new Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.