Heather Lynn VS Bears - Time for Pie #102

What happens when a drunk snack turns into a full-blown culinary betrayal? In this chaos-filled episode, the crew dives into the infamous "bed ravioli" incident, debates if Air Marshals are even real, reviews awful movie sequels, discusses fighting zombies with monster dongs, and explores if being a hot girl for a day changes friendship dynamics forever. Sprinkle in tactical porta-potty races and fiery rants about Batman, and you’ve got one hell of a ride.Spice up any food and make everything taste better with Firecracker Farms Hot Salt. Code MILK saves you money AND 10% of all sales using the code will go to Hunter Seven Foundationhttps://firecracker.farm Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://www.stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

In this episode, the boys dive headfirst into an absolutely unhinged rabbit hole of internet guru courses, Iraqi real estate schemes, ancient worms coming back to life, and the invention of something called “Ultimate Cancer.” Save with code MILK when you shop at https//:firecracker.farmLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

The boys discovered that they can make seasoning out of horses and need your help to make it real. Then we can finally afford a suit of armor for Caleb and maybe even find out why Jarred's eyes are always infected.go here to comment on Firecracker Farm's IG so they let us make Hot Horse Hoofs a reality:go here to comment on Firecracker Farm's IG so they let us make Hot Horse Hoofs a reality:https://www.instagram.com/ultrahotpeppers/ and of course if you want ALL FOOD to taste better pick up some HOT SALT from firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save some moneyGet firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://www.stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

What do crane operators, prison dolls, and a cat judge have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet they all show up in this unhinged episode.EVERYTHING tastes better with a lil HOT SALT and the best stuff on earth is from www.https:// firecracker.farm use code MILK to save Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://www.stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

In this episode of the TFP Podcast, the boys dive into the weird, wild, and hilarious—from working armored truck jobs and dodging potential heists, to roasting modern fast food and debating which burgers slap the hardest.✅ Subscribe for more weekly chaosEVERYTHING tastes better with a lil HOT SALT and the best stuff on earth is from www.https:// firecracker.farm use code MILK to save Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod

Jarred is a no show once again but we are starting to like Heather better anyways. Bears, periods, witch trials and a new adventure called Murder Mansion. Roo Roo Roo.EVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farm use code MILK for savingsLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

What do pissing on AC units, fighting karate kids with swords, emergency landing commercial airliners, and medieval torture devices have in common? Absolutely nothing — and that’s exactly why this episode rules.If you hate boring food, spice it up with FIRECRACKER FARMSEVERYTHING tastes better with Hot Salt. https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save when you purchase

We somehow made it to episode 100. Here's to another at least a dozen more!EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse the code MILK to save some money while making your food taste good again

What do gorilla battle tactics, haunted campsites, explosive drone warfare, and proper butt-washing techniques have in common? This unhinged episode. Gonna need some milk for this one.EVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT ( dont put it on your girlfriend though)Save with code MILK when you shop at https//:firecracker.farm

The one and only Charlie Classic finally graces our podcast and it is exactly what you would expect.Sorry for the crunchy looking camera angle. Equipment went down but we made doEVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farm use code MILK for savingsLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.0:00 - Charlie’s Kafka Haiku Madness1:30 - The Power of Gas Station Pills5:00 - Would You Get Arrested for Too Much Sea men on a Plane?10:00 - Internet Shock Videos That Broke Our Innocence25:00 - Why Pirates Need Flamethrowers and Chainsaw Spears40:00 - Best Serial Killer Weapons and Tactics47:00 - Why Practical Effects Make Horror Movies Better