Eight Maids A-Milking

Some presents you can regift or throw away, but every now and then you get those brilliant once in a lifetime presents that ruin your life beyond repair and result in you losing everything

Jewelry and money are fine gifts but let me ask you this. Has anyone ever gotten you eleven men playing bagpipes?

They say Lords are well known for their leaping prowess, but if the legends are true I dare not say

I almost kinda miss the birds now? Don’t you? Eh whatever

Finally no more birds. Things should definitely get easier from here I bet

Seven Swans A-Swimming???? This Christmas could not get any better without seven more birds

After a nice break from getting birds for Christmas, Tim is surprised when a new gift arrives (I hope it’s birds!)

A present that isn’t more birds? Wild if true

Day four babyyyyyy!!! You know what that means! (More Birds)

Another lovely gift (birds) from Tim’s true love