Dead Protocol (The Callisto Protocol Discussion)

In the first episode of the Cinema Horrorcast poverty-stricken hosts Mike, Jerry, and Jared dive deep in Michael Dougherty's classic Film Trick 'R Treat where Mike can't remember a movie he just watched, both hosts hate the Exorcist and Jared realizes he doesn't like anthologies.

Dysfunctional androids Mike and Jerry stumble through the halls of Alien Isolation where they complain about everything, come up with the next successful crossover, Mike gets too dialed in on criticisms for banter, and talk about Evil Dead for way too long. 

Space Asylum escapees Mike and Jerry once again dive into the Dead Space Universe for Round Two where they don't say anything funny and provide a well thought out and loving review of one of their favorite games. 

Forgetful Prussian monarchs Mike and Jerry stumble through the halls of Brennenburg Castle where they fear an American incursion, pine for the love of men in insane asylums, and brace themselves for the backlash for their opinions on this game. 

Prison escapees Mike and Jerry wander the halls of Black Iron Prison in this light-on-banter episode where they decide on the perfect soundtrack, briefly learn about their fetishes, lament on what could've been, and provide a fair take on a controversial game. 

Maid school dropouts Mike and Jerry encounter devil worm reject Jared in the wastelands of Pennsylvania where Mike is down atrociously for anything and everything, Jerry fulfills his role as God's perfect asshole, and Jared experiences all of the madness along with them. 

Dishonorably discharged government agents Mike and Jerry wander the Spanish countryside where they wonder if Leon is actually a government agent, agree that the game should be set in Italy/should involve more food, and come up with a new idea for the next hit title in the series. 

Mount Massive escapees Mike and Jerry creep through the decrepit halls of Mount Massive Asylum where they stare at men for way too long, learn about the Chris Walker Alpha grindset, and come up with the next hit retail store chain. 

Engineering school dropouts Mike and Jerry traverse the halls of the USG Ishimura, where they misunderstand Unitology, get scared of babies, and wonder what it would be like if Nicole was a Southern Belle and Necromorphs were hillbillies.