Ep 99: 10 Inch Dick Problems ft. Jake

Juan Cias has been a Mortician for 18 years and seen 4,000 dead bodies. We talk about embalming bodies, sewing limbs back together, sickening crime scenes, smell of decomposing bodies, beauty of death, "hot" corpses, Mike's grandma passing, & more.Time Stamps:0:56 - we live and we die1:51 - how many dead bodies has Juan seen?2:49 - the emotional story behind the people passing stays with you5:42 - stories of seeing violently mangled bodies6:59 - Juan got into funeral directing to see crazy things8:21 - some police are scared to move dead bodies9:36 - the most horrible crime scene with a homeless person11:52 - what decomposing bodies smell like13:02 - decomposing body vs farts14:31 - the embalming process is tough15:32 - sewing up process of the corpse19:32 - the difference between coroners, embalmers, and morticians21:20 - death gets people turned on23:33 - how Juan got started in standup comedy25:26 - Juan goes to therapy for seeing so many dead bodies27:01 - death changes your outlook on life to not take things personally 28:32 - mike shares a moment he had when is grandma passed30:19 - respecting the corpse & middle age isn’t accurate34:48 - old people are scared of morticians37:11 - seeing “hot” corpses39:48 - rise in fentanyl = rise in death rate in younger population41:32 - dating is hard as a mortician46:58 - don’t end your life- you’re hurting those around you50:27 - mike wrote down all the ways he could end himself & got lazy52:28 - Juan believes he’ll be alone forever- but he has his friends

Josh Higuera was a corrections officer for 7 years & stationed in gunatamo bay & victorville. We talk about pranking prisoners, treat prisoners with respect, losing a parent, weird prison rules, gay comedians turning straight comedians gay, cooking in prison cells, becoming a comedian after working in prison, and more.Time Stamps:0:21 - Josh was stationed in Guantanamo Bay & Victorville Federal Prison1:29 - being a corrections officer (C.O.) puts you in a dark place3:04 - prisoners don't act like what you see on TV4:24 - some COs bullied prisoners7:56 - blood doesn't squirt when you get stabbed8:53 - A gang leader saved 30 COs lives11:18 - an inmate got the literally teeth kicked out of his face14:01 - easiest prison job16:62- why you should treat prisoners with respect19:08 - Josh loves his kid but used to hate kids20:19 - Cuban prisons don't have medical resources for serious injuries23:06 - Josh started standup comedy at the same time he was in the academy25:11 - redefining success & happiness & losing a parent27:43 - growing up with an abusive father30:00 - why do Josh & Mike do standup?34:54 - protective measures against your body degrading38:28 - Josh tries to guess what Asian Mike is & Japanese is aggressive39:24 - Arabic sounds aggressive40:33 - favorite Korean foods42:56 - Mike shot a short film with food poisoning & sh*t himself44:16 - balancing comedy & being a single father49:20- in prison child sex traffickers are accepted vs. child molestors51:29 - Josh's first day as CO saw 2 buff convicts blowing each other57:44 - do some prisoners turn gay or always were gay?1:01:38 - some straight comedians are secretly gay or just desperate1:06:13 - catching a prisoner with a knife in his butt1:09:36 - pranking the prisoners1:14:24 - allowing prisoners to cook in their cells1:19:44 - catching an illegal gym in prison

Today we talk about Rihanna's Super Bowl performance, intermittent fasting, eye infections, facing fear of dancing, flushing toilet with feet, white dude's don't wash their butt, & more.

Dentist Dr. Daniel Lee is here. We talk about abusive dentists, teeth grinding, how to become a dentist, Mike's teeth get diagnosed, quitting residency, bad breath during cleaning, learning to love dentistry, struggling with the hate towards dentists, patients unleashing their trauma, every smile has a story, toxic Korean optimism, sticky rice causes cavities, dangers of replacing all your teeth, preventative measures to save teeth, how dentists rip you off, finding the right dentist for you, and more.

Diana Hong is here and out of the Korean closet. Today we talk about her struggle with coming out to Korean immigrant parents, accepting gay identity, trans Koreans, mommy issues, psych wards, embracing physical insecurities, racist parents, gay identity, quitting golf, and more.

OnlyFans model Nekomiiya is here. We talk about what it's like growing up the "loser" chubby girl that guys secretly hooked up with, Anime niche in OnlyFans, pain kinks, open relationships in the sex industry, best friends cheating, embracing low self esteem body issues, growing up the weird kid, business lessons from the adult industry, & more.

Sam Vaknin is a professor of psychology and the author of "Malignant Self Love: Narcissism Revisited". We talk about how to deal with a narcissist, power of intimacy, the dangers of the self help industry, trauma and abuse, "experts" on the internet, downfall of society, sex and love addiction, how a fetish develops, therapy is overhyped, how to be attached to reality because of dissociation, & more.

Mike goes on a spiritual journey in this 100th anniversary episode and things come full circle. We talk about spam texts, loving and hating comedy, anime spoilers, hacked instagrams, smoke and mirrors of life, fear of losing mom and grandma, commitment issues, vulnerability, & more.

Jake has a 10 inch dong and he hates it. We dive deep into why it sucks having a big dong & the advantages of having a smaller dong. Most guys wish it was bigger, this episode will make you happy it's not. Average is good guys.

Today we have Kazumi and Kat. We talk sex parties, smashing Johnny Sins, horror oral stories, evolution of butthole girl, 50 man gangbang, financial domination kink, Kazumi is an anime nerd, sexual freedom, red pill, OnlyFans haters, and more.