nyccr -- aug 6 NEW ep. 429

MYSTERY SOLVED (?) A strange forgotten cult leader is at the center of a series of events that drew a woman from Oregon to the bottom of a Westchester reservoir. A cruel Queens rapist bit a woman on the hip, then an old friend from you-know-where came to the rescue. The rapist still got away with $5 and a good story.

*NYC CRIME REPORT* JUMPERS, RAPISTS MORE....

July 15 murder

412 - VIOLENT BROOKLYN MURDER, IVY LEAGUE PATRICIDE, KIDNAPPING AND MORE.  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. GEEZER BANK ROBBERS, BUSTED AFTER A TWO-YEAR SPREE. 2. COBRAS!  3. EDITH BUNKER'S RAPE SCENE!  AND A MAN WAKES UP A WOMAN ON THE J-TRAIN...BY PISSING ON HER FACE! PLUS - A STORY FROM RETIRED NYPD DETECTIVE STREET WARRIOR, RALPH FRIEDMAN.  with SETH BARRON (Associate Editor - City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch) 

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN - A MYSTERIOUS METHADONE ADDICT KNOWN AS "THE ZOMBIE" GOT SHOT IN THE GUT WITH A CROSSBOW IN A DISPUTE OVER $40 WITH A GUY NAMED DAVID. TURNS OUT WE KNOW SOME OF THE SAME PEOPLE, AND ONE OF OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS COMES IN TO REPORT ON HOW THE ZOMBIE IS GETTING ALONG.  COMIC MIKE FIGS IS ALSO IN STUDIO FOR THIS LIVELY EPISODE, AS WE DISCUSS DRUGS, DANGER AND THE POLICE INVOLVED SHOOTING OF A HARMLESS PITBULL WHO CHARGED AT THE OFFICER AND HIS PARTNER DURING A CALL IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN.   

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. MURDER IN THE BRONX, AN OLD LADY STABBED IN THE BACK IN HER HOME. 2. MURDER ON THE STREET, MORE ON PCP KILLER JOSE GONZALEZ  3. PAT REVEALS HOW HE GETS HIS COCK IN MANDY'S MOUTH.  SPECIAL GUEST - 20-YR VETERAN COP, RETIRED NYPD DETECTIVE MARK DEMAYO. WE TALKED BETWEEN SHOWS AT WISECRACKERS AT MOHEGAN SUN CASINO AND RESORT. SUBSCRIBE TO NYC CRIME REPORT AND MUCH MORE AT COMPOUNDMEDIA.COM AND WATCH THE LIVE SHOW EVERY MONDAY.

NYC CRIME REPORT - ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. TOP STORIES INCLUDE: - IN THE BRONX, A HOME EXPLODED, DUE TO A GAS LEAK. WHILE INVESTIGATING THE LEAK, FIREFIGHTERS DISCOVERED A MARIJUANA GROWING OPERATION. THE RESIDENT WAS ARRESTED, ONE FIREFIGHTER WAS KILLED IN THE BLAST. - CREEPY CLOWN FEVER HITS NYC, AS KNIFE-WIELDING CLOWNS HAVE TWICE BEEN REPORTED TO THE NYPD. - CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY JIM POLK GIVES HIS OFFHAND LEGAL OPINIONS ON A VARIETY OF NEW YORK CITY CRIME STORIES, RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES OF THE BLOOD-SPATTERED PAGES OF THE NYC TABLOID PRESS.  ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW.        0000012D 0000015B 00001BAA 000023AB 00388AB1 00388AB1 00007738 00007F09 0025AA24 0025AA24

NYC CRIME REPORT RETURNS 1. MEET GABBI GRECKO - THE HIGH-FLYING SUPER WHORE WHO MILE-HIGH FUCKED THE NYPD. 2. MEET A SURGEON WHO EJACULATED ON THE FACE OF AN UNCONSCIOUS PATIENT. EXCEPT IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS SEMI-CONSCIOUS. WHAT'S THE CO-PAY ON A MONEY SHOT?  3. ROBBERY, MURDER, RAPE, HILARIOUS. WITH SPECIAL GUEST - GREG AIDALA

THE NYPD WILL SOON HAVE NEW AND SOMEWHAT INSULTING TRAINING GUIDELINES. COPS ARREST A TURNSTILE JUMPER WHO SEEMINGLY FAKES A SEIZURE. TWO COPS ARE ARRESTED FOR BEATING UP A MAILMAN AFTER HE GAVE DIRECTIONS TO A GUY WHO KILLED TWO OTHER COPS. WITH POLLY MOSENDZ FROM BLOOMBERG