Panties are for Amateurs by Rose Caraway

Hey Lurid Listeners! Here's a yummy story taken from The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica, just in time for your holiday weekend! Please support the KMQ, check out these hot audiobooks and more in our Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 1Edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2 edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3edited by Rose Caraway Check out our other hot new audiobooks in The Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary ***(If you follow and tweet the show "I ♥ the KMQ," we'll send you a free audiobook!)*** Follow us on Twitter! The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica  @theKMQ Rose Caraway @RoseCaraway Dayv Caraway @BigDaddyDayv The KMQ intro-music by  Vyvch

Originally published in May of 2015 Shelby is just your average slut looking for the right bronco rider to satisfy her. But, yet again, another lover is walking away when he finds he can’t keep up with Shelby’s feisty desires. Poor Shelby finds herself all alone in her father’s stables during monsoon season–well, if you don’t count her new desert-bred Arabian, who strangely wants to be the only “man” in her life. Listen along for an adventurous roll in the hay, Rose Caraway style. I’d like to thank the following musical Artists: Podington BearJahzzarNine Inch NailsChris ZabriskieJan MorgansternCandlegravityEmerald Park And the feature credit song, “Fools Gold” by Pheasant As always, we ask you to support our KMQ show by purchasing one of our many Erotica Anthology audiobooks listed on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes. Here is a quick link to get you started: RoseCarawaySexyLibrary Follow us on X: @theKMQ, @RoseCaraway, @BigDaddyDayv, @StupidFishPro   Available NOW in Amazon Kindle Available at the end of May, 2015!

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! Today's KMQ episode is HOT! HOT! HOT! And, it's lovingly dedicated to my husband--the sexy man who has provided me with countless moments of steamy inspiration. This one's for you, Big Daddy.                            "Another shipping crate came in the overnight drop box of the antique shop and Lucy can barely wait to read it. This is the fourth ancient journal to mysteriously arrive at her shop and she has become obsessed with the graphic writings of a man who existed during the Medieval Era. Today, however, Lucy will find more than another leather-bound, handwritten journal inside the mysterious crate, and her erotic life will never be the same." Thank you so much for your continued love and support, LuridListeners. For more stories, subscribe to the KMQ, or head over to Audible and search Rose Caraway. There you will find volumes of fun inspiration. I hope you all enjoy!!   Love Always, Rose

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! Today, I'm treating you to another #FanFiction tale. I wrote this one back in 2010 and it was inspired by the crime drama show *dun-dun!*, Law & Order: SVU.  I hope you enjoy!  

Happy Monday, LuridListeners! I hope the weekend treated you all well. This week's DreamTime episode features a dream I had back in 2004 and is inspired by true events where I had taken a short video of myself doing something "spicy" in the bedroom, all alone, just for Big Daddy. As always, we ask you to support our KMQ show by purchasing one of our many Erotica Anthology audiobooks listed on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes. Here is a quick link to get you started: RoseCarawayAudibleLibrary Follow us on X: @theKMQ, @RoseCaraway, @BigDaddyDayv, @StupidFishPro  

Panties are for Amatures It's Raynaldo's fault...  He's awakened something inside his wife that has her body reeling and begging for more. Anytime, anywhere, no matter what she's doing. But there is one teensy-weensy problem... Jenny Lou does not want to see it coming. She wants the surprise of a lifetime, but can Raynaldo pull it off? And can Jenny Lou control her desire so that the surprise is exactly that? The anticipation is killing her. What would you do if all you could think about was, the surprise? Please support the KMQ, check out these hot audiobooks and more in our Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 1Edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2 edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3edited by Rose Caraway Check out our other hot new audiobooks in The Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary ***(If you follow and tweet the show "I ♥ the KMQ," we'll send you a free audiobook!)*** Follow us on Twitter! The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica  @theKMQ Rose Caraway @RoseCaraway Dayv Caraway @BigDaddyDayv Contact Info: Website:  www.thekissmequicks.com Facebook:  The Kiss Me Quick's  

I'd like to thank Malin James for writing the story "Bound/Unbound" just for the KMQ Lurid listeners. She is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers and is one of the many super talented writers featured in the audiobook "The Big Book of Orgasms".  Malin can be found at http://malinjames.com/ Twitter- @MalinMJames   For More Aural Pleasure go to our Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary I'd like to thank the following musical artists Grapes Graeme Revell Docks Nine Inch Nails Jahzzar Kevin MacLead  Disparition Tardiss Death Grips Please support the KMQ, check out these hot audiobooks and more in our Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 1Edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2 edited by Rose Caraway The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3edited by Rose Caraway Check out our other hot new audiobooks in The Sexy Library! http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary ***(If you follow and tweet the show "I ♥ the KMQ," we'll send you a free audiobook!)*** Follow us on Twitter! The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica  @theKMQ Rose Caraway @RoseCaraway Dayv Caraway @BigDaddyDayv

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! Today's #DreamTime episode contains light taboo. This dream came to me on April 1st, 2013. It is incomplete, as the dream only came to me in chunks and flashes rather than the usual beginning/middle/end style. However, as I read this dream, you'll also hear a few injected writer's notes along the way, showing my process of "maybe's," as I originally logged the dream's scenes. Synopsis: Esther and Ruth are maternal twins who "share everything," including the naughty chicken truck guy and the innocent preacher's son. Thank you so much for joining me on another Dream Time episode!! Rose Caraway   PLEASE SUPPORT THE KMQ! Go to Amazon or Audible and search "Rose Caraway" for a list of all my audiobooks. Or, click the link below:  Rose Caraway's sexy audiobook library. Follow us on X so you don't miss out on our next FREE Audiobook Giveaway! Be sure to leave The KMQ podcast us a 5-STAR review on your favorite podcast app! And don't forget about our audiobooks too! 5-STAR Reviews help more than you know. @theKMQ - #erotica podcast TheKissMeQuicks.com @RoseCaraway - KMQ host @BigDaddyDayv - KMQ host @StupidFishPro - Audiobook & Ebook publications StupidFishProductions.com @AmatoryGarden - Blog-cast by Rose Caraway TheAmatoryGarden.com  

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! *Just a small warning: there is an element of nonconsent in this dream, so if that isn't for you, not to worry. I'll get you on the next episode. Having said that, I would encourage you to give the episode a try. If you are okay with nonconsent stories like Dracula, this one might be enjoyable too. Today's episode is a full story that's based on a Minotaur dream that I had back in January 2019! (Was there a movie out around then that featured a Minotaur, I can't remember, but I know I watched one.) This story features Rue, who has just been captured by the Crone Queen's Minotaurs. But Rue is fed up. She's finished being enslaved by the all-too-strict vampire-like Queen and decides to take matters into her own . . . um, hands? ;)  

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners! While Carl Weathers does not play a role in today's #DreamTime, I'd like to dedicate this episode to him. In my younger erotic fantasies, two of Carl's characters showed up prominently. First was his incredibly passionate and athletic Apollo Creed. Second was his character Dillon in the Predator movie--though his 'bad-guyness' was conflicting. We'll miss you, Carl Weathers. Today's Dream Time episode is loosely Predator-themed and a fast-paced good time! If you're a Lurid Listener of the KMQ podcast, please support our show by purchasing one of our audiobooks here: in Audible. We've got a variety of anthologies just waiting to fire you up during your daily commute, or we'll keep you company during chores. Whenever you need to hear a sexy tale, I've got you covered. If you are interested in diving a little deeper into sexuality and eroticism, check out: TheAmatoryGarden.com! A new episode drops on February 19th! Subscribe to the show in Spotify, iTunes, Audible, or wherever you listen to podcasts! And leave us that 5 STAR rating, so that other Lurid Listeners like you can find us! Following us on Twitter? You should. We give away Free Audiobooks!Follow and Tweet us, "I♥TheKMQ," and we'll give you a free audiobook from our Audible library. @theKMQ @AmatoryGarden @RoseCaraway @BigDaddyDayv @StupidFishPro