Episode 32: 00s Horror

It’s the return of the only film podcast that isn’t a complete load of wank! Though there is quite a lot of talk of “blowing” one’s “beans” in this episode, but that’s in the pursuit of full congress rather than onanism so it doesn’t contradict the claim in the first sentence. In this episode we … Continue reading "Episode 36: Belated Sequels"

We’re back, you bastards! We’ll break your legs! (HOOOOONK) Nah, we won’t. Just a cheeky Phoenix Nights reference, innit. But speaking of cheeky, there’s a little surprise in this episode that might well appall and offend! But hey, what else are we here for? Chatting about films, I suppose, and that’s what we’ve primarily done … Continue reading "Episode 35: Nearly Nine-Year Anniversary!"

Hullo, us again! We’ve only done another commentary, this time for Ivan Reitman’s 80s classic, Ghostbusters. Have a listen to our thoughts and approach to the movie Hullo, us again! We’ve only done another commentary, this time for Ivan Reitman’s 80s classic, Ghostbusters. Have a listen to our thoughts and approach to the movie, its … Continue reading "SPECIAL: “Ghostbusters” commentary!"

Yeah, you heard us. We’re back in black, mate. Well, black and very, very dark blue. You know, navy. I don’t – look, none of that matters. The fact is we’re done with horror, at cocking last, and we’re back to our usual business of discussing stuff we’ve recently seen and offering our perspectives on … Continue reading "Episode 34: Back in Black"

IT’S FINALLY OVER. Ken and Stu complete their 38 hour analysis of horror cinema with the truly wretched 10s, taking on remakes, legacy sequels and elevated horror in the process. Stu laments this woke world and takes things in all manner of, quite frankly, stupid directions, and Ken tries to bring him back on board … Continue reading "Episode 33: 10s Horror"

We haven’t been looking forward to this, frankly. Not one another’s company – that’s an unending pleasure – but recording this podcast about noughties horror, which you’ll soon come to understand is shit. In fact, instead of listening to the episode, why not simply make a five-hour-long fart noise? As opposed to the ten-year-long fart … Continue reading "Episode 32: 00s Horror"

Bleeding bastard hell, it’s been too long. After literal years of pandemic piss-taking, Ken and Stu are BACK and they’re here to give HORROR CINEMA the good, hard talking about that it needs. And also shagging it, somehow. Can you shag a concept? A conceptual shag. Hang on – I’m thinking of something – consumnate … Continue reading "Episode 31: 90s Horror"

BEEN AGES! Ken and Stu are back with all the hot new MCU takes, by which we mean Ken talks about the new shows quite reasonably while Stu has a fat, balding breakdown. What else is new?

Ken and Stu get weirdly serious and sincere. They also talk about cum. Obviously.

WOW! THAT WAS SORT OF QUICK-ISH?? Ken and Stu continue to catch up with recent bits and bobs, this time looking at Godzilla Vs. Kong along with a clutch of other fairly random things. I think they might get angry about Star Wars again. Christ, I hope not.