Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 274, Project Shadowchaser with Merritt K

Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by chaser expert, Merritt K, for another installment of Martin Kove Month! Project Shadowchaser is sort of Terminator, sort of Die Hard, a little bit Demolition Man, some Escape from LA, a dash of- this is taking too long. There's about 20 movies in here and they all hate each other. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest Lydia Bugg for revenge. Sweet revenge! Revenge on Brockway for making them all watch A Wrestling Christmas Miracle for Martin Kove Month. Martin Kove is barely in it, wrestling is barely in it, Christmas isn't really in it at all, and it is not technically a movie. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

Brockway and Seanbaby invite Zak Koonce to a strange planet called Earth, land of the meat tubes. We're talking about Martin Kove's fish-out-water alien TV series, specifically the episode where he becomes a hot dog themed amateur wrestler to save criminal children. It's Martin Kove, it wasn't going to be normal. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

Seanbaby kicks off Martin Kove Month with Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall. We're talking about Judge & Jury, the one where Martin Kove fights a satanic Bugs Bunny because he didn't murder his wife. It'll make more sense when you watch it. Sorry we lied to you last sentence. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

Seanbaby got Brockway and Fryda Wolff to agree to this podcast before telling them it was about Beanie Babies. They thought it might be about hacky sacks or novelty chairs, how could they have known it was about tragedy bears? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Brockway and Seanbaby drag Rusty Shackles back to the Blue Comet offices to talk about Deathrow Issue #2, where everything turns into jetcycles and Detective Hank Blood can't do a god damn thing right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Resident Hot Dog artist Rusty Shackles joins Brockway and Seanbaby to talk about Deathrow, another Blue Comet comic title from everyone's favorite page-eater, Craig Stormon. This time he's tackling the gritty '90s with multiple Robocops! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Seanbaby and Brockway invite Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Alex Schmidt on the podcast for an endurance challenge. Three comedians, one bigfoot, five episodes of the Six Million Dollar Man. You do the math. It’s 17, right? It feels like 17. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Brockway and Seanbaby ask Brockway's wife, Meagan, for her cursed media origin story. She answers with Samson & Sally: a Danish animated film about cute lil' whale children on a search for the legendary Moby Dick. Along the way they'll find their families' corpses, the dancing dead of every war, insane irradiated walruses, and yes! Eventually they do find Moby Dick (dying from dementia). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Today Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd