Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning

Mewing, one-ply toilet paper, Brandon Herrera is defeated by the Blue Wave, Game of Thrones of email jobs, and advice on crashing out; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

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A Halloween wreath, Raffi hidden songs, a Bob Ross apology, man vs. tiger, some ethnic-theme ghosts, a Lena Dunham jump scare, Down Syndrome Halloween books for kids, mistaken identity on the plane, frat parties are canceled, and the Breaking Bad guy kills himself; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My frigerator stops running, an all-women execution squad, the Cornell Seven, cloud gaming, the League of Women Voters, Vivek tries to pick up a kid, Post Partum Psychosis, and extra schizo voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

Retaking a bad picture, a bunch of cowboy stuff, murrlogic calls in about his living situation, and fat women at puppet shows; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The 9/11 baseball game I was almost at, death by chatbots, TV-ESG warning, the Lindsay Clancy trilogy ends with a lynching, inappropriate infomercials, an ancestor in Detroit, shoplifters vs. drones, and a man steals money from honest hoes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby donkey, RayRay, Clippa, and Johnny Rocket call in about the release of SUPERKILLERs and to claim Vito's Booty; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Grand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Halloween costume apology season begins, and Manny Muskets takes a while girl to Red Lobster; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Fat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Donuts, some caller advice on not drowning, GTA 6 leaks, immigrant pamphlets in the UK, and Orange Julius; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female OJ, the WNBA has a meeting, Gen Z is sports gambling for retirement, doctors working for free, and some complaints about voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!