The Bad Optics of LeBron's Helicopter Partnership | Hour 1

"What a douchenozzle!" Ball doinks, more points! JuJu has some rule changes, updates on The Polls, Show Awards, and a Joker of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I can live with the violence." Penalties are an epidemic, Wemby is a galactic fascist, and Chris calls Tony 'plum dumb.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't trust a decorative ladder." 'Uncle Dick's Rough Riders' owner, Uncle Dick, has a list of Uncle Dick's Dirty Dozen. There will be no further explanation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"As I won't." Chris is feral with his Top 13 Scorers in Miami Heat History, Dan is excited to celebrate his Rays and their beautiful brand of baseball, and Greg and Zas rip LeBron for refusing to live in Philadelphia while claiming to speak for every fan alive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Jack Strand Show with Jack Strand." Zaslow is struggling due to his stye, Cam Ward dismisses Troy, the Saints no longer have Dan's attention, and Chris predicts a "let down" for the Bengals. Also, is Tyler Herro a Top 15 scorer in Miami Heat history? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One month into the NFL season, the league has officially turned into a fever dream. From an instant-classic shootout between Kansas City and Las Vegas to the Dolphins miraculously covering the spread for the first time all year, no leads—or storylines—are safe. We break down whether Dallas is crazy enough to let George Pickens walk while CeeDee Lamb dominates as the clear-cut No. 1, and detail how New England pulled off a staggering comeback to keep the Bills from putting the AFC East on ice in October. Plus, with seat heat rising fast, we ask the million-dollar question: Is Mike McDaniel’s time in LA running out? To wrap it all up, NFL Media’s Lance Zierlein stops by to drop high-stakes knowledge on everything happening with the Houston Texans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"BOX PLUS MINUS, BOX PLUS MINUS!" The only other guy to do what Jackson Chourio just did was... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm a math terrorist with close ties to Algebra, and I have weapons of math instruction." Amin delivers his Weekend Observations and takes a swipe at, YOU GUESSED IT, Lionel Messi before explaining why Erik Spoelstra is so excited to coach Giannis Antetokounmpo. Then, we take a peek at The Something That Smells Bad File before Tony delivers his Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Risakizumab-rzaa." Chris does everything he can to help Dan understand our Michael Wilbon segment, but Dan, as usual, undermines him. Plus, Josh Allen threw a backward-forward-but-forward-and-also-backward pass, Dan learned about SKYRIZI, and Austin Wells made Tim Kurkjian apoplectic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You've been terrible today." Dan admits to having 112 NFL Observations, mostly from the witching hour, but things slowed down when his throat made a really weird noise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices