#BecauseMiami: Welp...Earth is Screwed

"Every once in a while I realize I've turned into an old black man." Comebacks of the year: Sea World and Red Lobster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Could Jesus heat up a Hot Pocket so hot that he couldn't eat it?" Roy lied about using an alias when checking into hotels. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I got an ad on Instagram for a shirt that says 'why is Save Tonight by Eagle Eye Cherry always playing in CVS?'" Does Nikola Jokic care more about his horses than basketball? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Everyone knows that Eastern Standard Time Zone is the Lord's Time Zone." Amin would be happy to do 10 years in solitary confinement. How do street workers in Law & Order: SVU stay so calm while being told the details of a murder? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Fasting is not funny." If Santa weren't fat, would you let him into your house? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Juju Gotti chats with Trysta Krick and Sarah Chovnick of "Let Her Shoot" about the WNBA CBA, Emma Meesseman going to the Liberty, that Sophie Cunningham viral video about the W refs, and much more. Plus, an insider's take on that bag line at the W's All-Star Week. Alley Oop is everything basketball, hoops, and hoopers.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The dog days of the NHL offseason are in full swing, and Roy, David, and Ethan are feeling the effects. The gang discusses the apology from the golfer who got into fisticuffs with former NHL enforcer Nick Tarnasky and shares their wins and fails of the week, which include a horse named Bobrovsky, terrible takes following the Matthew Tkachuk trade, and Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl getting shut out in a beer league game. Then, Adnan Virk joins the show to discuss the verdict in the Hockey Canada Five trial and other offseason news. David and Adnan celebrate the upcoming release of Adnan's new book, Cinephile, with a Top 5 list of fictional coaches that would make great hockey coaches. Plus, Ethan has a movie take that enrages Adnan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Gilmore could make someone else happy, and that someone is... Zaslow's wife. To donate to Camp Fiesta, visit CampFiesta.com/donate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What do YOU think Jonathan Zaslow did that made Izzy say. "there's something about you I'm very attracted to right now?" Today's cast: Mike, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Israel, and Jeremy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An update on the cancellation of the upcoming election for the city of Miami. Apparently, cancelling an election without sending a referendum to the people for a vote is unconstitutional. Emilio Gonzalez, who is currently running for mayor of Miami, won his lawsuit against the city and will talk to Billy Corben about it. Plus, Michael Grunwald, author of "We Are Eating the Earth", tells us why we are destroying the planet with our stomachs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices