Bitch Bible Classics: My Unorthodox Asshole

Jackie is fresh off a little reckless antiquing to discuss Gloria’s termite infestation, her philanthropic passion for serving alcohol in old folks homes, and her Dim the Lights revival performed for the local police department.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIELeesa Mattresses: Use code BIBLE to get 20% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off at www.Lessa.comQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Behold Jackie, Destroyer of Content, discusses Taylor Frankie Paul’s implosion, Melissa Wood-Tepperberg’s self indulgent ADHD diagnosis, and current online trends that she hates.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:BRODO: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Get 30% off your first online order with code BIBLE at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERevolve: Shop my favorites and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLERevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://skims.com/bible. #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is coming off a social media fast and recounts Gloria’s recent near death experience, reviews the Oscars fashion, and graces listeners with answers to their questions.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:AG1: While supplies last, get a free AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus free Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After reviewing past episodes Jackie realizes the show is as great as it has ever been, issues an apology, discusses her blunt but honest communication style, and extols the sleep benefits of a recreational, domestic argument.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLEWayfair: Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget at www.Wayfair.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible. #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from a grueling commercial shoot and talks about the toll of being social, the two approved methods of socialization for females, and a paranormal experience at the Sunset Tower Hotel.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Ashley and Rayna from Girls Gotta Eat to talk about micro-penises, their four and a half hairs, Jackie’s recent exorcism, and Pampas grass.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses some aesthetic revisions she would like to make in 2022, discovers her husband's childhood attempts at poetry and goes over some celebrity TikTok conspiracy theories.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie makes a strong case for mother of the year with her Valentine’s Day dedication to Clyde and his grown up vocabulary, explains to Andrew what a landscape architect does, and pitches herself as a new friend to Rihanna and Adele.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has been struck by divine inspiration for her backyard renovation and talks about her grand welcome to the stone yard, Clyde’s night in Abu Ghraib, and wiping away tears of laughter to be a Good Samaritan.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.