N.I.C.E. Agents, Flaccid Teeth

THIS WEEK!! We are rolling in hot with a song about guys that really just want to check on your well being. It's totally, TOTALLY not the other thing.  And, a song about teeth. You just have to hear it.  WE HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!

HERE HERE, HERE HERE! Ring the wedding bells! Bring out your dead! We have returned! In this very episode, Rodnus makes a statement of the sort that states that "every episode we say that we're back!", and, well, this time...we are! In the time since we released an episode, Jurassic Park Rebirth has been our for a year, Stone Brewing Company left Richmond Virginia before we could score that sweet, sweet sponsorship, the planet has increased in temperature by nearly .5 degrees, and there have been like 4 new MCU movies.  But alas, we come roaring back--victorious like the Macedonian army led by Alexander The Great in 333 BCE. But instead of victory against a vast Persian army we are victorious against procrastination, censorship, and Good Taste.  This is the first release of many new-old episodes that we sporadically recorded over the past year or two. We do hope you enjoy what we have for you, and hope that you have fun being nostalgic for times past that...aren't even that long ago. We also have new-new things and released happening soon.  Stay tuned! Thanks for listening!  WHOA. SIT. DOWN. GENERATIONAL. PEGGY. 

THIS WEEK!! We revisit our old pal Nanchalantu the cool and unassuming vampire.  Also, Rodney recalls a visit to Sundance and a meeting with Jake Busey that went exactly how you'd think it would go. 

THIS WEEK!!! We delve into the curse of being and older brother and murder of said older brother by jealous and vindictive younger brother, and bring back a super sexy 6/8 time signature. Bonus: Generational Trauma!  Plus, Data Mines! Not children, this time. They do, however, YEARN FOR THE MINES. Older Brother Big D Energy in this one. 

To follow up on the sordid and wildly disappointing ending to the previously released episode, We, your Humble Improvised Music Gods, release the hounds of the Brain Organoid episode, as promised by Lord Grahamuel Pazuzu.  Praise Be! Praise Be! Hail the small petri dish Brain Organoid set to rule this reality!!!

THIS WEEK!!!!! Rodney becomes the Harbinger Of Family Values, and then we take a nice family vacation in the ole' family car to Disney Land. Only this Disney DEMANDS that you have fun...or else.  SIT DOWN, ENJOY THE SHOW. 

THis week...okay, calm down. No exclamation points.  No yelling. Not loud. Legs crossed. Eyes closed. Feel your breathing. In through your nose, out of your ears and butthole. Keep your toes crossed. Let your teeth loose. Bring your pelvic floor into your throat. Let the tears flow down your teats. Loosen your gooch. Hummmmmmmm.   Stop Yelling At Me. 

THIS WEEK!!!! What if Batman was an awful 19th century southern Republican gentleman, and what if Bruce Wayne remained a wildly liberal socialite?? What if Space Graham could see just a little bit into the future? But only in distances? What if Batman kept latex suits of all of his friends for totally not sexual reasons? Why does the band reference the beginning of 2025?! Could it be because the producer is a lazy piece of shit and can't find the time to remaster anything?!?!?!  These are questions we ask in this episode. Do we answer them? What do you think? Have you ever listened to this show??? Do we ever answer ANYTHING?! Either way: I'M BATMAN! *squeak squeak squeak* 

THIS WEEEEEK!!! We delve into the deep with the Secretary of Health and Human Services to look for ALIENS. There are brain worms, The Bends, underwater escapades, Catfish, Government Inefficiency--it's a wild ride! Just like in that movie! The one with Bill Paxton and Harrison Ford, guest Starring Tom Cruise!  Also: :ADGRODCORP: Invest in US! Or, just listen to us. That counts for a lot too.  The Brain Worm Abides!!!!

THIS WEEK!!  We're loaded, with quips, and turnarounds, and delicious Stone Delicious IPA. Still waiting on that sponsorship.  Also, songs about history being wrong and being taught that way in the schools (wooooooof, maybe a bit to close to reality, but hey, that's how improv goes, folks!), a song about reaching around your problems, and finally, the crux of the episode: how lazy fadeouts in songs are. For real, that shit is lame, and it's good that it's been more or less unused for awhile. At least in the music we listen to.  Regardless: Dinosaurs existed with Jesus, Carbon Dating is false, you need to get a good reach around on those problems, and THIS EPISODE TOTALLY DOESN'T END WITH A LAME ASS FADE OUT.