Dirty Rush: Don’t tell mom the babysitters dead: Why can’t these girls take care of themselves!

Dolores and Tamra are breaking down the Season 17 premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and they have some thoughts on the newbies… Who’s the better bragger? From Porsha forgetting the name of her party to K. Michelle not following the dress code, the biggest question on our minds is: what will Simon think about Porsha bringing a man into his house?! Or, is it technically HER house? Plus, has Phaedra already been caught in a lie? Do we think these “tapes” exist, or is she making a mountain out of a molehill?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teddi, Tamra and Dolores are already wondering… Is RHORI is up to par with RHOSLC!? Teddi thinks a polyamorous relationship could be right up her alley, but how do Tamra and Dolores feel about it? Does Kelsey’s relationship dynamic seem healthy? Ashley’s showing off those famous tears, and we have an idea of what’s making her so emotional. Plus  Dolores teases that next week’s episode will be the best of the best!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is a House Mom?!   These girls can’t take care of themselves!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear it straight from the House Moms themselves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wells and Dolores are getting whiplash from all of the twists this episode! What was more shocking: the merge, the three eliminations OR the idea that there’s an Applebee’s in Fiji? Dolores’ ideal reward would consist of soap, shampoo and Cirie’s eyelash tech’s info. How are those things still hanging on?! Plus, Wells wonders if Christian is actually that entertaining in real life or if it’s all a ruse for television…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teddi and Tamra are all revved up to recap the dramatic dinner in Italy. Is it just us, or does Rachel feel more like a friend-of? We need to see more from her! Plus, we realize this is the last time we see Natalie… Goodbye Natalie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Two Ts plus Dolores are here to recap the premiere of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Andy Cohen, Tamra has a message for you... Make Alicia’s aunts the bartenders on WWHL! Plus, why did Liz go to Dolores’ surgeon? Is she trying to look like her?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dolores reveals some insider info on the Ciara/Amanda/West drama. She (literally) ran to Ciara when the photo of her crying in public was leaked…. So, what’s the latest?! Tamra and Dolores are recapping the season premiere of The Valley, and they are IN. What men are rubbing them the wrong way already?! What former villain are they actually rooting for? Plus, some former “Vanderpump Rules” stars are showing up and showing out. Are Schwartz and Michelle our favorite soon-to-be couple?! Can Lala do no wrong in our eyes?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve seen the headlines, the public outings and the easter eggs in season 10… “Scamanda” is everywhere. What do Teddi and Tamra think of West and Amanda’s joint (and likely ChatGPT) statement?! Meanwhile, West is allegedly dating other girls on top of Amanda?! Is the internet taking things too far, or is this worse than Scandoval? Plus, Jen Shah has finally spoken out, Carl & Bailey’s hard launch is being overshadowed, Dara’s getting caught in a lie and Ben’s getting his ex back… PHEW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With The Valley season 3 premiering tonight, Janet and Michelle are giving Teddi the tea! What will the show be like without Jax?! With Jesse’s new girlfriend entering the mix, will there be some tension? Michelle’s giving us a glimpse into her newly-single life! But we need to know: what happened to the honey guy?! Plus, Janet’s candid about her relationships on the show… Is she still feuding with Zack and Kristen?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.