13 • Yuletide tennenbaums wrapped in a box

Evan has lost so many cheap Bluetooth headsets that he may just upgrade to AirPods. Somehow, this reminds Isaac of a couple dumb jokes that Evan doesn't get.

Isaac loves fruit. So much so that he considers it a part of who he is. Evan had no idea that bananas came in different colors, but is intrigued by expensive meat and the ethics of hunting.

Evan and Isaac muse about humble celebrities, Papa Murphy's pizza, the nuances of vampires, and experiences with collection agencies.

Evan and Isaac glory in the wonders & potential of hemp, and bemoan the propaganda that vilified it for so long. Queue Bill Clinton impression and canvas shoes.

Isaac has discovered Fauvism and is excited about its history as an art movement. This reminds Evan of a time he saw someone record an entire concert instead of watching the show.

Evan recently had an unpleasant experience at a restaurant when his reservation was given away, and it reminds Isaac of ancient practices of documentation of storytelling.

Evan wonders if it's better to always order the same poke bowl or if it's better to always try new things. Isaac prefers new experiences.

Isaac is excited about his recent experiences thrift shopping. Evan remembers the most embarrassing item he ever donated, until it turns into a conversation about the special moments.

Evan is concerned about the health impacts of cell phone radiation and discusses a new product that claims a solution. Isaac goes on a tangent about the time his car got gated and locked up at a downtown restaurant.

In light of Christmas just passing, Evan and Isaac muse about the holiday culture and how to best grasp its joys.