Girl on the Third Floor

On this special Halloween episode of Scarcely Scary, we take on the Death House, a 2017 horror gore flick written by Gunnar Hansen - Leatherface himself! On this episode, we navigate through so much confusion and pain, and laugh every step of the way. We discuss screaming mutants, super jumps, endless boob shots, and preserving your ammo. Join us! 

On this episode, we discuss anger issues, horny houses, buckets of seminal fluid, Frankenstein-esque girls, and so much more. This episode is hilariously weird, and wildly inappropriate, so leave the kids out of this one! 

Tonight, we review the controversial film, The Forest, where we follow Natalie Dormer on her journey to find Natalie Dormer in the Japanese "Suicide Forest", Aokigahara. With possibly the most insubstantial movie we have ever watched and reviewed, we are really laughing and groaning through this one. Join us!

Tonight, we review the 2016 slasher/horror film Terrifier! We dissect this movie bit by bit, discussing important clown/mime tendencies, and getting serious about psychological horror. On this comedy podcast, as usual, we tear it up and give you every detail, so that you don't have to watch it! Join us on Scarcely Scary. 

On this episode, we a review a coming of age college party movie, with hints of 'horror' sprinkled throughout. This wanna-be "creature feature" has us bringing up so many questions: who invites a stranger to a house party? How does a GPS work? What exactly does it take to create a college party mandala? We discuss all these things and more, on this episode of Scarcely Scary. 

On this episode, we review the 2016 film, The Boy. We discuss creepy dolls, breaking the rules, and how to get rid of your crazy ex using only rat blood.

We review a social media "horror" film where we discuss montages, unrealistic peer groups, witching, and the inevitable dissent into emo-hood. This film is terrible, so listen to us make fun of it instead! 

We review the 2017 TV horror film, Truth or Dare. In this, we tear open the teen-terror cliche, as well as joke about house ghosts. Need an intervention? This house can help you out. Join us on Scarcely Scary.