Cheat Sheet

Roses are red and yes, sometimes blue. If you believed that violets were blue, what the fuck was wrong with you? At the end of this episode, I hope that you will learn to learn and unlearn many things because, in the course of your life, this can be a make-or-break type of thing. In a world where the truth is twisted, manipulated, and downright discarded, I think it is important to carve our own paths and to look within ourselves to find our own truths. At the end of the day, society can go fuck itself because you alone get to live with the choices you make no matter what anyone says. I will share with you the things I learned and it was mostly just unlearning the pervasive messages that bombard us both in media and in real life. #LiveResponsibly

To all the girls I've loved before... I know that there are many of us who either have not had that "closure" yet when it comes to our exes or gusto lang talaga natin na tayo yung may last say dahil punyeta naman, minahal kita tapos nag break tayo tapos ganun ganun na lang?!?! I hope that you learn to find peace with relationships of the past to move on to a better future with at least less, if not without, any baggage.

Did you miss me? I know I've missed you This is just a quick intro telling you that I am back and will continue to talk your ear off with my F-bombs. 

At the end of this episode, you would learn why liars pants are always on fire and how cheating isn't like a James Bond movie where you're James Bond and the only casualty is the leading lady in that whatever movie you're in. Cheating is like taking a hot, steamy, freshly made shit and throwing it in an industrial fan aimed at your loved ones.

Kabit, kabit, bakit ka dyan kumapit? In this second part of my 3-part Cheating special, I will talk about the third party or what is known locally as Kabit. At the end of the podcast, I hope that I am able to encourage you to focus on what really matters.

I know you missed me, XOXO, joke lang. I would like to give a proper trigger warning for this episode as it is about cheating but then again, in real life, when we get cheated on, we don't get that. And that shit is fucked up. I know I've been gone for a few Mondays, so I will make it up to you by releasing 3 episodes this week! There will be 3 episodes of topics that will center in and around cheating. Make sure to listen to all three because I feel like it is the PSA we've never had.

You know when just before someone offends you or says something offensive, they give a warning and say, "no offense?" Well, buckle up mother fuckers, just like COVID-19, I'm going to rain on your fucking PRIDE parade!  Learn if either you're a shitty member of the LGBT+ community, or maybe you aren't but still not an outstanding member. How? Let's find out!

It's GCQ, finally! I wouldn't go out there and meet people to have sex with. At least not yet! Listen as I give tips on how to navigate casual sexual encounters. 

Swiper! No, swiping! These are the top 5 things that bother me when I use dating apps. Learn why I do not like the word "sapiosexual".

Proper setting of expectations.