Ep. 72: Almost Breaking My Junk In Half

We take you through our sexcapades from Flirtation. (Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one.)Do we peak at a certain athletic level sexually? Lauren thinks she needs to start training, as she's being out sexed by newbies. Richard thinks reverse psychology is a better, more lazy, approach.Richard learned from Shakira that hips don't lie. He's faced with another power bottom, this time disguised as a rabbit. Get it babe, just don't break your....NO!What does Richard have in common with a glow stick? He's wondering if a transition is right for him.We journey through our own playroom for the first time. It was like being in a movie, except Richard was playing all the roles. Richard tells Lauren what her playroom faux pas was and why she was a "bad" girl.We talk about the "ugly" in party drugs. What happens when you just want to watch the blinky lights, but you're unable to speak or walk? Richard takes one small step for lifestyle kind.#penischiropractor #NeonPartyRemix #BigBoy #sexualspiritanimal #goodbaduglyPatreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++NEW STOCK COLOR IS OUT NOW! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin

Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one. We go meet some friends for New year's eve and face the frigid temps at Temptation, Richard tries to remake his costume choices for winter temperatures.First night orgy, but were we actually invited? Once we all meet up, Richard goes into A/V mode. Setting up lights and music in a room that's not his. His tool box sex go bag comes in handy, then turns into the worst accessory for the walk of shame home.How would the orgy work if a participant was mentally challenged? Richard plays the role out for us all. What is a phrase only used in the lifestyle that just doesn't sound right in another other application or setting?We schedule our first threesome with the intention of it being for On ly Fans and realize it's way different than we thought, but we also were turned on by the exact same part of it all!#likeahotplate #coldpleather #mayifukyou Support us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++NEW STOCK COLOR COMING IN MARCH! STAY TUNED Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin

How do you deal with the confidence killers??? The ups and downs of your ego!In episode 78, we talk about confidence and how we rocked it like porn stars at a hotel meetup that escalated rather quickly. Before you give us any participation trophies, that confidence was quickly squashed by hundreds of people who didn’t want to touch us.Richard injects his penis and flaunts it in a public location in hopes of receiving random restraining orders.Bikini Addiction is launching something special in February and we think we know what it is. And if we don’t, we tell them what it should be.We’re holding a casting call for single men!! Listen up single men…don’t buy a vowel, just get over here and F me.We talk about our next event, Sinsation, in October of 2024 on Isla Mujeres, Cancun Mexico.#naptimeanytime #weinerdogs #temptationishardSupport us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin

We run into the "Gaggle of Youngin's" from Episode 1 and catch up on their LS journey from 5 years ago. Thanks to @MavandKelly.We celebrate our 77th episode with lots of street interviews from our last event, SINsation on Isla Mujeres. (Voted "Best Hotel Takeover of 2023" by ASA)Lauren realizes that being chosen as the ones for a couple's first experience has less to do with attraction and more to do with ability to execute emergency protocols.Richard grades Lauren, again, after a foursome at SINsation. Yikes!It's hard to be an airhead, sex fairy with a drug problem, so we are taking donations for rehab.How to be a good first experience for another new couple? Take note of the #swingertacklebox list we suggest.We have our annual review meeting with Bikini Addiction. Good news, they are prepping for an IPO, just not a men's line!#graffitiwithpie #swingertacklebox #SwingerMasterclass #imthebestyoueverhad #breakglassincaseofemergencySupport us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin

Why are gyms a place to bare it all? Lauren talks about bulge outlines in workout shorts, a flash of junk in the gym, and other gym turn ons. Richard swears it should be illegal to do extremely stretchy stretches in spandex if working out with your mom.We go over sexy things women do that men can't, and vice versa.Certain compliments can be said to men from women, but if the roles are reversed, you could end up with a slap or restraining order!After another week at SINsation, we revisit cliques and the perspective on how to view them.Why is it that some people try so hard when meeting people? Find your center and approach the group. Be a level 5!Cliques aren't always what they seem to an outsider, we talk about some situations that may cause groups to form, but give reassurance they aren't the same as a clique!We discuss vulnerability and how to handle it! It may feel like high school where you don't have a table to sit for lunch, but good news, your partner is always right there with you!Watch us talk about this on YouTube!Join us at Flirtation! 80% sold out!Support us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++Get ready for Black Friday with Bikini Addiction! Follow us on social media for early access! Save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin

Sometimes it hard to know what to expect when going to Desire, Temptation, or Hedo for the first time. We talk about singles, topless only and clothing mandatory.We discuss what makes a complete hotel takeover feel different, in that comfy, not scary way.We explain these lifestyle vacay terms: group, tower takeover, hotel takeover. And detail some flags to look for if you are wanting a cohesive takeover experience.We ask our Patreon Telegram group to share some of the worst openers, backhanded compliments, pickup lines they’ve had served up. Good lord!Party with us in Feb 2024 - Cancun, Isla Mujeres Full Hotel Takeover BOOK NOW!Support us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin

Sit down for more politically incorrect discussions on Richard's love for spinners. This firecracker inspired Richard to make an app. He also invented a new toothpaste, go figure!Being in the lifestyle for a long time, we revisit what fantasies are left to accomplish, how to dive deeper to discuss them. and how do we go about creating and executing a kidnapping!Lauren's obsessed with gang bangs and wants it again, but more violent than the last one. Richard has a handicap now, but is not exactly sure where to apply for this permit.Party with us in Feb 2024 - Cancun, Isla Mujeres Full Hotel Takeover BOOK NOW!Support us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin

We fulfill a fantasy under a watchful eye.What it's like to have a gang bang near a small dinner party?When that fantasy turns into a reality, how much of it is close to the way you played it out in your mind?We decide on a redo for the gang bang, some recasting of better actors, and some roofies for the wives.We traveled, we partied, we threw up in the bathroom.Take a journey through the X-Club in Toronto (or outside Toronto, I don't know how Canada works) as we interview the owner Jake Pedler!#onlyfans #zombies #thankstoall #betweenthematresses #thexclubtoronto #cunkonearthThanks to all who traveled to come see us at the X Club!Follow us now on TikTok! @room77podcast and @laurenrm77lifeASA members.SINsation event is sold out! Contact us to attend on a Day Pass now October 17-22, 2023 | Isla Mujeres, MexicoSupport us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook you Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!Or get 10% off bikinis with code ROOM77. New "Neon Pineapple" Perky bottoms back in stock!

The perfect hosts came determined to be the perfect house guests; arriving with a dog toy and a complete lighting setup.Lauren pulls out the Motor Bunny for some fun which almost dismembers Richard. We try hot candle wax massages for the first time, while Richard is gearing up for his redemption. "C'mon people, I can't stay up all night!"We realize quickly that we are in deep with two alphas in the bedroom. Richard gets intimidated, meekly asking, "May I fug you, please?"She's wild, untamable, and ready to ride. Richard's “Breaking Bad” fear is back, but she convinces him to let her be on top.Lauren takes baby steps with this big member and ends up having to hit the bench early.Richard comes up with his best costume idea ever!#NoFlyList #PowerBottom #electricshocktherapyFollow us now on TikTok! @room77podcast and @laurenrm77lifeASA members.SINsation event is sold out! Contact us to attend on a Day Pass now October 17-22, 2023 | Isla Mujeres, MexicoSupport us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook you Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!Or get 10% off bikinis with code ROOM77. New "Neon Pineapple" Perky bottoms back in stock!

Why Richard doesn't swim at home... Being the perfect Swinger Hosts, set your reminders and grab the perfect hotel room lighting! We are trying to behave ourselves when we zoom in on a French Canadian hockey player, Oui! Oui! Our swinger date threatens us with watching the sun rise together. Oh no, we need naps immediately! Richard packs too lightly and has to borrow clothes for dinner. Lauren freaks in the disco around all the young girls. What's the song? "Shots, Shots, Insecurity?" We are reminded why the Lifestyle crew is our crew. #sentencedtosorority #laurengetsaB #tiredtalk