Pet Peeves & Pathological Liars 🫢👀

This week we’re kicking things off with something very important… we LOVE drag. 💗 We also realise, once again, that we somehow manage to coordinate our outfits without even trying, which is becoming slightly suspicious at this point.We get into the Celebrity Traitors final, the absolute state of people punting war gear on TikTok Shop, and take it right back to the beginning to chat about how Relatively Blonde actually came about and what our relationship was like before the podcast.Elsewhere, we discuss stockpiling, Jade entering her singing era, and somehow the conversation ends up on pubes.This week’s question brings us some of the most ridiculous things people have ever said while trying to be sexy, and we finish on a slightly more serious note with a chat about starting over in your 20s and why it’s never as “too late” as it can feel.As always, expect oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go absolutely nowhere they were meant to.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas [email protected]: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePodFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde! 🎃💗This week we're getting into the Halloween spirit, and naturally there's only one place to start… FRICKIN BATS!!! 🦇 Because apparently spooky season brings out a whole new level of chaos in the blonde household.We kick things off by asking a question we probably shouldn't… when will we actually stop podcasting? Don't panic, we're not going anywhere just yet (unless one of us finally gets cancelled). We also discuss Lorri's greatest achievement to date — WINNING THE TRAITORS — and why we're now fully invested in the idea of playing Traitors absolutely anywhere.Elsewhere, we unpack an absolute Odeon nightmare, Jade attempts to tell a joke (emphasis on attempts), and we get into all things Big Brother. Because apparently watching other people's drama is one of our favourite hobbies.Naturally, the conversation then takes several completely unnecessary turns as we chat Glasgows best kebab, discuss Fryboy, and somehow end up shouting "YOU MADE ME FRIGHT!" Because if there's one thing this podcast has never had, it's a sensible running order.And since it's Halloween, we're asking the really important questions… are masks sexy or absolutely terrifying? 👀 We get into Halloween hookups, questionable attractions and the kind of decisions that probably seem like a fantastic idea after a few drinks and a questionable costume.We're also chatting about Taryn Delaney, before getting stuck into a suitably spooky Halloween dilemma that gives us plenty to unpack.As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions, uncontrollable laughter and two cousins who somehow manage to turn absolutely ANY topic into complete and utter nonsense.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected]: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @hi_its_lorriJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️This week we’re chatting about Lorri’s trip to the ice hockey, our weekly Celebrity Traitors debrief and the fact Lorri’s booked The Traitors Live… should we actually apply for the show?! 👀We also get into people putting their Christmas trees up in October, Tommy Fury at Scare City and whether having a flirty chat at work is acceptable. 🎄😭Elsewhere, we asked you for your weirdest one night stand stories and the answers did NOT disappoint! From back hair that looks like a black top to hiding from grandpas and getting caught watching gay porn by your little brother. 💀We also tackle a dilemma about a relationship with next to no sex… is it a dealbreaker? 🚩As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to
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Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️This week we’re spilling the tea on our latest night at Berlinkys, what really happens when we argue and somehow end up discussing foot fetishes… because of course we do. 😭We also get into the Congo Basin, Celebrity Traitors and the one and only Daddy Blunt. 🤣Elsewhere, we’re asking how often couples SHOULD be having sex, sharing some very controversial opinions about sex and hearing about a first date that went terribly wrong. 🚩As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas [email protected]: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePodFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos and behind the scenes content. 😈

Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️This week we’re getting into our biggest pet peeves, compulsive liars and the realities of being a boy mum. 😭We also chat about the UK’s drinking culture, airport dramas and Jade’s never ending timekeeping issues… will she EVER be on time?! 🤣Elsewhere, we get into toxic relationships, red flags and knowing when enough is enough. 🚩As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to
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This week we’re chatting all things chaos — starting with some very questionable tongue twisters and the fact that our December Relatively Blonde show is officially SOLD OUT!!We also catch up on our collab with the girls from Us Two Podcast, discuss Lorri’s mum deciding she wants to become a witch 🧙‍♀️ and somehow find ourselves talking about GTA 6 and the absolute mission that is trying to get Oasis tickets.Elsewhere, we get into pink jobs and blue jobs, the debate around breastfeeding in public, whether taking a break in a relationship can ever actually be a good thing, and of course… some truly awful icks. 😭As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and several conversations that go completely off track.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas [email protected]: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePodFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are joined by Megan and Nadine from Us Two Podcast for the collab you didn’t know you needed! 🎙️💗We’re getting into absolutely EVERYTHING — from how we all met, the infamous crutch and muffin top situation, and why making plans as an adult feels like a full-time job… to parasocial relationships, the Ibiza flower girl, and some truly horrific dating stories. 😂And obviously, things get a little unhinged. We’re talking body counts, the strangest places we’ve had sex, ghost stories, and even attempting to get to the bottom of what the actual average penis size is. 👀🍆Basically… four girls, zero filter and far too much information.Get comfy because this one is chaotic, hilarious and definitely NSFW. 🤣🤍Relatively Blonde x Us Two Podcast — let’s get into it! 🎧Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas [email protected]: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePodFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈Follow US TWO PODCASTInstagram : https://www.instagram.com/ustwopodcast?stkn=ZnBydjlteWVrbnFo YouTube : ​⁠ TikTok : https://www.tiktok.com/@ustwopodcast?_r=1&_t=ZN-9A0dljQqwR4

WE SURVIVED BERLINKYS!!! 😭💗Our first ever Relatively Blonde live podcast happened and obviously we need to talk about EVERYTHING — including Jade making her grand entrance onto the stage concussed… before nearly being SET ON FIRE. Honestly, could it have gone any other way?We also hear possibly the most chaotic one-night-stand story ever, involving waking up the next morning to find a FERRET at the end of the bed. Yes. A ferret. 😭Elsewhere, we get into Bonnie Blue, the fact that some of you apparently think this podcast is our full-time job (we wish 😂), and discover that there are men out there GROWLING LIKE DOGS during sex.As always, expect inappropriate oversharing, unbelievable stories and conversations that absolutely nobody could have predicted.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas [email protected]: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePodFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

This week we’re asking the question nobody expected… are we officially a sex podcast now?! 😭💗We start off comparing our heights before things very quickly descend into farting on chins, snapped banjos and role play. So, you know… a completely normal episode.We also chat Stevie Nicks, Frasers and Braehead, opinionated in-laws and a moving home dilemma that gets us properly divided on relationships, family and how much you should really compromise.As always, expect inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go wildly off track.Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas [email protected]: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePodFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it.Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casually drops a skin hack that might just change your life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately, including **Legends** and **Interview with the Vampire**, and discuss the latest development nobody saw coming… **Grant being on camera.** 👀Naturally, things then deteriorate.We share some of the most ridiculous **things you’ve said to get out of sex**, somehow end up having a conversation about **rimjobs**, and compare notes on the various beauty treatments we’ve had over the years — the good, the bad and the ones we probably absolutely did not need.We’re also sharing some of our current **beauty must-haves**, before falling down the absolutely fascinating rabbit hole of **findom stories** and trying to understand a world where people apparently just… give you their money?!And finally, we tackle one of life’s greatest dilemmas: **what do you do when a guy is absolutely gorgeous… but his house is BOGGIN?** Because apparently attraction does, in fact, have limits.As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go in directions none of us could have predicted.**Same cousins, same chaos.** 🎙️💗Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to **[[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])**Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle**JOIN BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈