Truth or Conquests

The finale of RFR and PFR is here! We shed some tears and say goodbye to Question Mark, Pronto, Shady Lane, Smog, and the other citizens of Roscoe as the show reaches it's ~emotional~ conclusion.

It's the penultimate episode and the drama is rising! Why is Travis acting so oddly? Is Lily happy with River? Will they explain why Guitarface lost his title? Find out in this week's episode! CanCon Pick of the Week: Toad Patrol. Song of the Week: "All Need Love" by Easily Amused.

The Trews are in Roscoe, and No Man's Land manages to get themselves in the running to be their opening act! Plus, Lily and Ray are having some rocky times in their respective relationships. Also, we talk about horse mysteries. CanCon Pick of the Week: Our Hero. Song of the Week: THE TREWS!

While Lily battles some nasty rumours at school, we clear the air about some falsehoods surrounding a famous elephant (no, it's not Jumbo. Or his ghost. Or a hyperrealistic drawing of him in a toilet). CanCon Pick of the Week: Babar. Song of the Week: "Love Me Perfectly" by Subb.

Robbie continues his quest to be the voice of Roscoe High by winning over Blaire, editor of The Oracle. Meanwhile, River is using Ray's jokes to woo Lily, while Ray is starstruck by River's attention. Travis sighs and drinks cherry cola. CanCon Of the Week: Breaker High. Song of the Week: N/A.

Tim Brennan's back and he's madder than ever as Ray uses him for Stand Up material. Meanwhile, Parker and Lily are at odds as Parker wants to start writing songs for the band. Why can't we all just get along? CanCon Pick of the Week: Téléfrançais! Song of the Week: "Wildwood Drive" by Maplewood Lane.

Lily's failing her songwriting class? Travis sucks at dating? Ray is bad at food service? Everyone is failing except Robbie in this episode, where we chat about failing grades, medieval pastimes, and Porch Boys. CanCon of the Week: Donkey Kong Country. Song of the Week: "Tomorrow" by The Salteens.

Travis gets to spend some alone time with Parker, and the rest of the crew unearths some long-buried secrets! How exciting! CanCon Pick of the Week: Cyberchase. Song of the Week: "All Over Town" by Beautiful 2000.

Travis and Ray are confirmed bros in this episode as they take turns wingmanning (winging man?) for each other. Lily contemplates getting help from Robbie's favourite person in all of Roscoe. Also, we talk about the logistics of office retirement parties. CanCon of the Week: Doodlez. Song of the Week: "My Little Birdie" by The Nice Device.

In Audrey's dramatic return to the series, No Man's Land faces off against the greatest of cliche high school foes: the cheerleading squad. Oh, and Robbie whines about River a bunch. CanCon Pick of the Week: Goosebumps. Song of the Week: "I've Got Spirit" by No Man's Land.