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Is having no friends a red flag? Maybe. What about writing a book in which your only friend dies? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/PETTYCRIMES to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code PETTYCRIMESShop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com #skimspartnerRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dress for the job you want (unless it's making Tiffany cry at a pop-up festival). Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/PETTYCRIMES to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code PETTYCRIMESShop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com #skimspartnerRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You know what might help introduce your new boyfriend to our mother? A disguise! Recorded live at The City Winery NYC with special guest Erin Farrington.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/PETTYCRIMES to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code PETTYCRIMESShop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com #skimspartnerRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Technically, we don't have a "No Boys Allowed" policy - but, for this one man, I would like to make an exception. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/PETTYCRIMES to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code PETTYCRIMESShop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com #skimspartnerRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thanks for helping me find my cat, neighbor! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to never speak to you again. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/PETTYCRIMES to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code PETTYCRIMESShop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com #skimspartnerRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes #rulapodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I would like to sign up for a group trip. However, I would like to be alone for the group trip. And if you try to come with me ... I'll leave your ass behind! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Patreon for exclusive bonus eps, ad-free episodes, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/PETTYCRIMES to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code PETTYCRIMESShop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey! Haven't heard from you guys, so I'm gonna submit our group project 2 days early without any of your stuff. Okay great thanks bye! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in Petty Crimes Court? Submit to [email protected] our Patreon for exclusive bonus eps, ad-free episodes, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/PETTYCRIMES to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code PETTYCRIMESShop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Patreon for exclusive bonus eps, ad-free episodes, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Patreon for exclusive bonus eps, ad-free episodes, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.