If Trump wins, Prince Harry may need to learn Portuguese PLUS Kate Middleton finds religion

When Kate returns, she may do some solo trips - which would be fodder for divorce rumors if Meghan did it, but since it’s Kate its obviously a  wonderful idea that should be admired and we should all praise the couple for their independence.According to royal author Robert Jobson, Kate is planning an overseas tour with Prince William.  Jobson told Hello magazine, "Catherine may well do a couple of solo things so that William can stay at home with the kids,” “The King is bound to have had a conversation with Catherine about how buoyed he felt by his recent overseas tour, but she will do things her own way.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!   This podcast supports Podcasting 2.0 if you’d like to support the show via value for value and stream some sats!

The idea of Meghan Markle entering politics has always floated around, especially given her activism and moments of public advocacy. With Donald Trump returning to the White House, it’s stirred up fresh speculation about her political ambitions. Grant Harrold, who once served as a royal butler, gave a cautious take: he doesn’t find it impossible but does consider it a long shot. Melania Trump recently shared a surprising tidbit about her connection with then-Prince Charles, revealing that the two struck up a pen-pal relationship after bonding at a 2019 state banquet. Sitting next to Charles, Melania described their conversation as “an absolute pleasure,” reconnecting over shared interests and previous encounters from years ago in New York.It’s at this point in the podcast we’re supposed to recap wild speculation that Trump will have Harry kicked out of the US, with Harry and Meghan fleeing to Portugal. We’ll let you know when that’s a real thing.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!   This podcast supports Podcasting 2.0 if you’d like to support the show via value for value and stream some sats!

Anyone got any healthy royals we can send to do Royal Stuff.  At this point we might have to ask Meghan to chip in!Queen Camilla has withdrawn from all her scheduled engagements this week after being diagnosed with a chest infection, Buckingham Palace announced. The Duchess of Gloucester will stand in for Camilla at the Field of Remembrance ceremony at Westminster Abbey on Thursday, while King Charles will host a Buckingham Palace reception for Olympic and Paralympic athletes that same evening.Birgitte, the 78 year old Duchess of Gloucester) is a Danish-born member of the British royal family married to Prince Richard, Duke of Gloucester, a grandson of King George V.  The incident is a good reminder that perhaps the Slimmed Down Monarchy could use a few extra bodies.William is out of the country.  Kate is on a beak.  Harry, well, you know. And Meghan probably wouldn’t even visit the UK should a major tragedy strike and Harry wind up King.Meanwhile, the B team’s Princess Beatrice gave a heartfelt speech at the ADIPEC Exhibition and Conference in Abu Dhabi about the importance of inclusivity in AI. Princess Eugenie was in Qatar, appearing radiant in a vibrant yellow ensemble.  The princess toured Doha’s M7 art center.What about secret weapon Sophie Wessex you ask? The Duchess of Edinburgh had a bit of a mishap at Legoland Windsor while playing a round of minature golf. In an unexpected turn, the 59-year-old managed to hit herself in the face with her own ball, captured perfectly by photographer Tim Rooke. Sophie was seen wincing as the ball ricocheted off her club and came right back at her which is not at all funny so stop giggling.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!    This podcast supports Podcasting 2.0 if you’d like to support the show via value for value and stream some sats!  John’s free substack about the media:  Media Thoughts You can also support the show at www.buymeacoffee.com/dailycomedynews

Today could be a monumental day in the saga of Harry and Meghan.With Trump and Harry reportedly far from friends, there’s speculation that a future President Trump could, in theory, give the Duke of Montecito a one-way ticket out of the U.S. Royal watcher Hugo Vickers weighed in, saying, “I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Trump suddenly said, ‘Right, I’m sending Prince Harry out of this country.’” Other royal experts think the Sussexes new Portugal pad is just a vacation spot. Richard Fitzwilliams was quick to point out that Harry and Meghan probably aren’t looking to replace their California home base anytime soon. Fitzwilliams also didn’t hold back on calling Harry’s drug-use revelations in *Spare* “extremely foolish.” As for Trump actually making a scene by ejecting Harry, Fitzwilliams doubts it, saying it’s unlikely he’d want to risk a public fiasco with the royal family.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed! Subscribe now for 'Palace Intrigue,' without interruptions and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) You’ll also get 'Daily Comedy News,'  '5 Good News Stories’ and the other podcasts on the network with no commercials! The bundle of over 20 podcasts is just $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show! Subscribe to Deep Crown’s free weekly editorial at: https://deepcrown.substack.com

Charles and Prince William’s estates are under scrutiny after a report revealed they’re raking in millions from public services and charities through the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall. The estates are expected to earn millions from leasing land to UK public services and charities. Together, the estates control over 5,400 leases and, with exemptions from business taxes, are projected to bring in at least £50 million. This includes revenue from the NHS, schools, and the Ministry of Justice, such as an £11.4 million lease to the Guy’s and St Thomas’ NHS Trust and £37 million from Dartmoor Prison.Notably, some estate properties rented to charities, like Marie Curie and Macmillan, are now vacant due to rising costs. Despite a focus on environmental concerns, about 13-14% of residential properties under the duchies have low energy ratings, below the legal rental minimum of E. This has fueled calls for increased transparency and tax compliance, with critics urging that the estates pay corporation tax and operate similarly to the Crown Estate, which redirects its profits to the government.The investigation has cast a chilly spotlight on Prince William’s inherited estate, revealing that dozens of his rental properties reportedly fail to meet minimum legal energy standards. The probe, conducted with Channel 4’s Dispatches, found that 1 in 7 rentals in the Duchy of Cornwall estate are at the lowest Energy Performance Certificate ratings, F or G, which fall below legal requirements. Tenants in these properties reported struggling with mould, damp, and inefficient heating systems, pushing many into fuel poverty.One tenant shared that they can only afford to heat two rooms in their home with coal and wood, explaining, “It gets miserably cold, especially in the winter.” Another described drafts so severe that curtains move with the wind. Despite the Duchy’s £91 million in recent profits, the report found that necessary upgrades like double glazing and insulation were largely neglected, with some tenants fearing eviction or steep rent hikes if they asked for improvements.Prince William, now the Duke of Cornwall, inherited management of the estate from his father, King Charles, a staunch environmental advocate, who oversaw it until 2022. In response, the Duchy asserts its commitment to improving properties and pursuing net-zero status by 2032. But critics argue this royal estate’s policies on energy efficiency have left tenants in untenable conditions, exposing them to undue health risks and highlighting broader flaws in the UK rental system.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!   

We take a look at what the gang is up to, from Wonderful Sophie to Possible Sex Bomb Princess Anne.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed! Subscribe now for 'Palace Intrigue,' without interruptions and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) You’ll also get 'Daily Comedy News,'  '5 Good News Stories’ and the other podcasts on the network with no commercials! The bundle of over 20 podcasts is just $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show! Subscribe to Deep Crown’s free weekly editorial at: https://deepcrown.substack.comWe take a look at what the gang is up to, from Wonderful Sophie to Possible Sex Bomb Princess Anne.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed! Subscribe now for 'Palace Intrigue,' without interruptions and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) You’ll also get 'Daily Comedy News,'  '5 Good News Stories’ and the other podcasts on the network with no commercials! The bundle of over 20 podcasts is just $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show! Subscribe to Deep Crown’s free weekly editorial at: https://deepcrown.substack.com

Prince William was put on the spot while helping out at a Christmas party for the homeless in London. In his new ITV documentary, Prince William: We Can End Homelessness, he is seen lending a hand at The Passage, a homeless shelter close to his heart. However, when he floated the idea of leaving the kitchen crew to mingle with guests, chef Claudette wasn’t having it. With a playful, “Oh, you’re trying to escape the work, I’m watching you!” Claudette reeled him back in, sparking laughter from the Prince. Clearly unfazed, William later took on the less glamorous job of clearing plates, showing he was game for whatever was needed.The documentary gives an inside look at the first year of William’s Homewards initiative, which aims to tackle homelessness with a strategy to make it “rare, brief, and unrepeated.” This goal takes inspiration from William’s childhood visits to shelters with Princess Diana and is focused on six regions, including Newport, Lambeth, and Aberdeen. The project brings together charities, local councils, and government departments, and in one scene, Big Issue founder Lord John Bird makes it clear that he’ll hold William accountable: “We need the expertise of everybody.” William backs him up, agreeing that it’s a “team game.”Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!Subscribe now for 'Palace Intrigue,' without interruptions and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) You’ll also get 'Daily Comedy News,'  '5 Good News Stories’ and the other podcasts on the network with no commercials! The bundle of over 20 podcasts is just $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show!Subscribe to Deep Crown’s free weekly editorial at: https://deepcrown.substack.com

Children's book author, podcaster, Netflix Cooking show host, dog biscuit entrepeneur.  Is there anything Meghan CAN'T do?  Obviously not.  The question is, can she do them all?Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!    This podcast supports Podcasting 2.0 if you’d like to support the show via value for value and stream some sats!

Meghan Markle might be facing another legal hurdle with her American Riviera brand, specifically over her homemade jam. According to that same Scottish Express, Meghan, has encountered a trademark dispute after a company called Royal Riviera, known for its Oregon-grown premium pears and established in 1910, argues that the name similarity could lead to “likelihood of confusion” among consumers.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!   This podcast supports Podcasting 2.0 if you’d like to support the show via value for value and stream some sats!

Bad news ladies, Major Hottie is off the market.Lieutenant Colonel Jonny Thompson, famously known as King Charles’ dashing kilt-wearing equerry, has announced his engagement to Olivia Lewis, a PR executive. Thompson, who is a member of the 5th Battalion Royal Regiment of Scotland, has won over royal enthusiasts with his steadfast presence at high-profile events and his frequent appearances in full Scottish attire, kilts included. The engagement was formally announced in The Times, much to the delight of his fans, who affectionately dub him “Major Jonny” and admire his “quiet, charming power” within the royal sphere.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!    This podcast supports Podcasting 2.0 if you’d like to support the show via value for value and stream some sats!