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It's 797 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, and we're counting the days until 3 Jan 2027. Until then, Trump killed air travel in the US, Jeffries is already failing at leadership, and we had the single biggest margin of victory for one party in a midterm election. Other Titles Considered: Holy Condoms SlopTV Third Space Death Special Show Links: Inside James Gunn, Peter Safran’s DC Ouster: Exec Tensions and a Fateful David Ellison Visit https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-gunn-peter-safran-ouster-dc-1236751437/ Video shows soldier reprimanding Hegseth and advisers at Tomb of the Unknown Soldier https://www.cnn.com/2026/11/11/politics/hegseth-reprimanded-guard-tomb-unknown-soldier Republican-led House rejects Hegseth impeachment effort https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republican-led-house-rejects-hegseth-impeachment-effort-rcna608534 Jim Jordan elected House GOP leader https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/11/10/congress/jim-jordan-house-republican-leader-01159192

It's 805 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, and we've got that BLUE WAVE MOTHERFUCKERS! We're now awaiting the swearing in of the 120th Congress in January, and the selection of their majority leadership. No to Schumer and Jeffries, let the new blood make moves! Other Titles Considered: White Chrispy Boys Palatable Pig Lips Soft Palate Bruising Good Canadian Head Special Show Links: US midterm results in maps and charts https://www.reuters.com/graphics/US-ELECTIONS/GRAPHICS-BLOG/akpelkldzvr/ House Democrats "inundated" with anti-Jeffries calls https://www.axios.com/2026/11/06/jeffries-speaker-democrats-house-calls-petition Petitions to Replace Chuck Schumer Pass 100,000 Signatures Day After Launch https://www.newsweek.com/petitions-to-replace-chuck-schumer-pass-100000-signatures-day-after-launch-12674387 Trump says Stephen Miller to replace Susie Wiles as White House chief of staff https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/06/trump-stephen-miller-wiles-chief-of-staff.html

It's 811 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, the GOP is in full panic mode while they watch their atomically-thin congressional lead evaporate faster than Russian bot farms. We also have a solid SportsCast this second half. Election Day is in 2 days, we have a chance to get things back on track. Make it so. Other Titles Considered: Smoked Pork Twatter.com Cults R Us Special Show Links: Patrick Stewart has died at age 86 https://www.10tv.com/article/news/nation-world/sir-patrick-stewart-dead-at-86/507-5c662c1d-8f79-4288-9a44-cae95d5c49dd ‘Elonville’: US residents say Musk’s xAI offered to buy homes if they don’t sue over datacenter noise https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/28/datacenter-noise-lawsuit-elon-musk-mississippi?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other Now That The Shoe Is On The Other Foot, Microsoft And Epic Games Suddenly Agree That AI Is Theft [Update: Tim Sweeney Responds] https://kotaku.com/now-that-the-shoe-is-on-the-other-foot-microsoft-and-epic-games-suddenly-agree-that-ai-is-theft-2000749316

It's 818 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, Elon Musk threw a model car across a stage, froze Ukraine out of mission critical infrastructure because Putin, and Donald is having vocal confusion. Other Titles Considered: Dusty Vagina JK Astroturf Donald Musk Special Show Links: Why a student protest movement is challenging 12 years of Vučić rule in Serbia https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmq8n3v94ql3o Canadian politician calls on government to help BioWare employees buy the studio and run it themselves https://www.pcgamer.com/games/mass-effect/canadian-politician-calls-on-government-to-help-bioware-employees-buy-the-studio-and-run-it-themselves/ Hegseth wanted Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/10/22/hegseth-wanted-eisenhowers-globe-his-office-his-staff-broke-it/ Powerful Democratic Virginia state Sen. Lucas is accused of leading a marijuana criminal conspiracy https://apnews.com/article/l-louise-lucas-virginia-corruption-investigation-767ed83f970ba6dec48048dcff2a28d0 Omar said she will have to move because of threats following federal raid https://thehill.com/homenews/house/6164465-omar-to-move-dc-residence/

It's 826 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, and we have a nomadic pragmatist in the studio this week. It's always a treat when friends who travel stop by for a visit. Hopefully they will let him back out of the country after he votes. Other Titles Considered: 1-800-Get-Screwed Level-3 Genius Pragmatist Shade Department of Racism Special Show Links: The only transition the Trump administration recognizes https://www.npr.org/2026/10/16/nx-s1-6005317/trump-casts-doubt-on-press-secretarys-future Character AI files for Chapter 11 Protection over legal issues https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/13/tech/character-ai-bankruptcy-filing Looking for "Adobe Creative Cloud" applications without a subscription? This group reverse-engineered and open-sourced applications compatible with CC, letting you work on files you started in Adobe's formats. Have a look:  https://getartcraft.com/apps

It's 833 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss Pete Hegseth's ongoing obsession with seamen (but not their families), AmEx payment disputes, and a clinical misunderstanding of embargoes. Other Titles Considered: Pallet of ComRag™ SecKnave Cumming Blanks Hello, There Special Show Links: Read Guilfoyle’s texts to GOP donor Deters: ‘You’ll literally cost me my ambassadorship’ https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6137732-kimberly-guilfoyle-gop-donor-money-texts/ In combative first Michigan Senate debate, Rogers and El-Sayed trade attacks https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/in-combative-first-michigan-senate-debate-rogers-and-el-sayed-trade-attacks Firing squad execution to be livestreamed, Pentagon says https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmy0r96xygx6o

It's 840 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss Pete Hegseth's ongoing obsession with his ex-boyfriend, Trump's ongoing battle with his remaining gray matter, and America's critical lack of literacy and conceptualization. Other Titles Considered: Jumbo ComRag™ Drugs with Nucular Google Tub Girl Special Show Links: Hegseth announces a new drone command and cuts to 20% of generals in ‘State of the Force’ speech https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-pentagon-generals-job-cuts-67a20b026ee858895c7e5ff7fadbc029 Calls grow for US death penalty halt after ‘torturous’ botched execution of Christa Pike https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/02/us-death-penalty-christa-pike-tennessee Read the Full Transcript of Donald Trump’s 2026 Interview With TIME https://time.com/article/2026/10/01/donald-trump-2026-interview-transcript/ Nvidia Authorizes a Record $150 Billion in Stock Buybacks. The Real Prize Is Where the Rest of Its Cash Is Going. https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/nvidia-authorizes-record-150-billion-193500267.html?guccounter=1

It's 848 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss FAAAI, Pete Hegseth's ideal height to waist ratio, the ongoing misunderstanding and abuse of chat bots, and Lil Tommy Tubs is very, very scared that someone with a fox mask at home might be piloting his flight. Other Titles Considered: Prosperity Voting Honest Earnestness Tall Muscular Twink Tubbervile Special Show Links: The 2026 AI Index Report https://hai.stanford.edu/ai-index/2026-ai-index-report Amazon is trying to rehire workers it laid off, emails show https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-boomerang-hiring-recruiting-former-employees-laid-off-2026-9 Senator says “furry” pilots are taking over airlines because of trans people: “We’re sitting ducks!” https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/09/senator-says-furry-pilots-are-taking-over-airlines-because-of-trans-people-were-sitting-ducks/ White House says new pro-Trump ad funded by the ‘U.S. government’ is a ‘public service announcement’ https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/white-house-trump-ad-public-service-announcement-rcna599730

It's 853 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss Ed Sheeran Finding Out in real time, the exciting new fuel prices, and the voluntary ignorance of modern conservatives. Other Titles Considered: In the White Trimester at Mitch's Mak'n Pearls Blind Nut Squirrel Special Show Links: US military moving drones to South America ahead of anticipated counternarcotics operations https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/politics/us-military-drones-south-america Carney embraces EU associate membership proposal as Trump pushes Canada closer to Europe https://apnews.com/article/carney-canada-eu-trump-parliament-speech-ef4559ce5972abb47444e469f42005bb Ed Sheeran’s tour in trouble after opening acts drop out in solidarity with rapper Macklemore https://apnews.com/article/ed-sheeran-responds-macklemore-tour-3fd73815563039bea9b88f5efe745d62

It's 860 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, and this week Trumapalooza was in full swing, offering cash prizes to every American if the "right result" happens in November. Other Titles Considered: Trumpsabigloser Robot Interruptions Straitjacket Diplomacy Special Show Links: Trump promised $5,000 checks if Republicans win the midterms. How would that work? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-promised-5000-checks-if-republicans-win-the-midterms-how-would-that-work Here are 5 pieces of GOOD NEWS to help you balance your day. https://www.threads.com/@benjifaun/post/Dc_RofZEmGu?xmt=AQG0GsvJGYdWB9Pc0gv1W3onTBZhwPmZhgJ5uFMEJzahOcOhNbUrgqkFZcd3xAp1ZaP_rik&slof=1 RFK Jr. accuses Democrats of turning the federal government into a ‘child trafficking ring’ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-gop-convention-dallas-b3048323.html