Dear Crinkle Episode 53: SPECIAL EDITION – MYSTERY BOX. Starring: Trucker’s pee, Cancer thank you, and Update – Steve Burns advice.

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week: Should a poet confess? Is a marriage proposal in a hot air balloon the best we’ve got, and an update from the thirteen-year-old whose best friend moved to Ireland. Need advice? We’d love to help improve your life on Dear Crinkle,  America’s #1 comedy advice minisode and climbing the charts.  Email us @[email protected].  New episodes every Thursday.   #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we done as a rules-based civil society? Spoiler alert: Probably! Dahlia Lithwick is back to break down our breakdown. But cheer up - we’ll ease the transition into totalitarianism with a new round of Password! GUEST Dahlia Lithwick dahlialithwick.com HOUSE BAND Chris Campbell SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for their unqualified advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week’s problems: A bride not to be, party guests that suck, and nude pix from a grandmother? Need advice? Email us @[email protected].  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The super-rich are just like us, right? Um… about that… we’ve got Evan Osnos, author of “The Haves and Have Yachts” here to enrich our knowledge. And then, what do you call it when you want to hear from listeners but are out of clever titles? You’ve got “Mailbag! Feedback Edition!” GUEST Evan Osnos evanosnos.com THE HAVES AND HAVE YACHTS HOUSE BAND Jean Mann jeanmann.net SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/PAULA! #honeylovepod Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Use code paula50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free BREAKFAST for 1 Year! Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week: Her cousin lies on his ass, should he get an invitation to the wedding? My best friend is moving to Ireland, and I’m thirteen, and a Shumpdate on teens drinking.  Need advice? Email us @[email protected].  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If there’s hope for the planet, it may be in 1) the sun, and 2) older people? Bill McKibbon explains as Sun Day approaches! And then… prepare to be slimed- it’s a new Toni’s Craft Corner! GUEST Bill McKibben Sunday.Earth billmckibben.com HOUSE BAND Emily Verschoor-Kirss emilyannevk.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week: Friggin’ truck drivers toss their bottles filled with pee, Wondering about a thank-you party, and Steve Burns advice worked! Need advice? Email us @[email protected].  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In an increasingly unfunny world, could Paula transition her career into the exciting field of hospitality? Innkeeper Scott Rice puts her service to the test. And you know what they say… or DO you? It’s time for a Quote Party! GUEST Scott Rice woodstockinnbrewery.com HOUSE BAND Raymond Horton rayhortonmusic.com SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts!  This week’s problems: “Off to college – when do I tell my new roommate I’m gay?” and a mom wondering if she should let her teenage daughter drink alcohol.  Plus, he built a boat – did it float?  Need advice? Email us @[email protected].  New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve got the whole family back together, and we’re making the most of it! First, it’s a deep dive into personal morality with “Paula Poundstone's Ethicspalooza.” Then a deep dive into… Lincoln Logs? Yup, a new “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report.” HOUSE BAND Tim Crump https://m.soundcloud.com/tim-c-832653476 SPONSORS Get 35% off your entire order at ⁠⁠Lolablankets.com⁠⁠ by using code NOBODY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices