Mageslayers — That Easy, Huh?

New here? Start with Season 1: the Series Trailer, then “Start Here: How The Show Works”.Your podcast app has very helpfully started you at the newest bit. Because of course it has. Here’s where to begin instead, and a quick hello to everyone who followed us to our new home.Music: “Groovy Funk” by Alex Shulgin, via Envato Elements.Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

A long-overdue NoReturniverse update, and a little funk.After a difficult stretch focused on family and health, the NoReturniverse is very much alive. From January 2027, Kier plans to make audio drama and audio fiction full time for a couple of years. There may be new work before then: hope for the best, prepare for the worst.Thank you for sticking around.Music: “Prickly Groovy Funk” by V-Audio, via Envato Elements.Support the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Heist Concludes!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalitySexual references or nudityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch KayeUruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk — Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree — Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman — Alan KatsuroVehlo Warden — AJ FidalgoSeilbh — Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn — Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi — Danielle ThuenNanda Nall — Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach — Adam RobinsonAddison De Ara — Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Heist Continues!Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastChieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch KayeUruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk — Graham CapobiancoBiksune Ree — Taylor MichaelsRebel Freeman — Alan KatsuroSeilbh — Krissi WilliamsNikhol Ashorn — Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi — Danielle ThuenNanda Nall — Justin FifeDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan SmithCinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-MairShain Sotalach — Adam RobinsonAddison De Ara — Laura DuncanPogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others — Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Black Thorn goes to the post office.Content warningsDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Black Thorn tries to love...Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Black Thorn gets a beer.Content warningsViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityConfinement, coercion or tortureAlcohol or drug useCastEpisode Art by Jim TuohyGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-MairSwifty — Jack DuncanGM — Dylan SmithSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Black Thorn is recognised.Content warningsStrong languageViolence, injury and bloodDeath and mortalityCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]

The Black Thorn makes his way home.Content warningsNo additional content warning identifiedCastWritten, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the No Returniverse on Patreon: patreon.com/NoReturnAD · Fan Mail: [email protected]