"You’re a gondola and I’m the stick"

Hannah reveals that she was a prefect at school. Oooooo. Goody two-shoes. Joel, on the other hand, didn’t take to academics quite as well. They decide that as long as Wilde is a combination of the best parts of both of them that he should be fine. Reckon Wilde gives prefect energy? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

If you’ve ever wanted an insight into Joel and Hannah’s social media algorithms, look no further. Carpentry, self-help medical info, leopard print coats - a rather heady mix. In fact, it sounds like social media has finally killed Joel’s attention span for good. Hannah’s painfully aware that everything distracts him nowadays! TVs, phones, women in booty shorts… Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah’s ill again (shock, horror) and Wilde’s getting the blame. Grubby little angel. Also, Wilde's chosen “Dada” to sit next to him during their rapidly approaching 24-hour flight to Australia. May God be with Dada and all those sat within ear shot. And, Joel also recounts one of the craziest work days he’s ever had. It involved a brass band, some jockeys and a snotty helmet. Just get the popcorn.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

In this week’s bonus episode Joel and Hannah tackle the biggest, most intellectual questions of the day, for example, will AI put nerds out of business? What’ll happen when they start inserting AI into sexy robot bodies? Producer Joe takes this newfound curiosity as an opportunity to introduce a new guest to the podcast… and his name ends with GPT.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Real insider gossip this episode. Hannah reveals that she always brings croissants to her and Joel's mate's houses when they visit... No? Me neither. Joel’s convinced it's got everyone thinking they're weirdos. What’s worse, no one ever eats them. Perhaps stick to the more socially acceptable bottle of red and flowers? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel’s fallen off his vitamin routine and Hannah is not impressed. Joel's absolutely not allowed to get ill. So, she concocts a devious but brilliant plan involving a running-pram to blackmail Joel into taking his multi-vits. We all have our weaknesses.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel recently met *actual* Mickey and Minnie Mouse and is rather excited about it. From all reports, Mickey’s an absolute gent. Joel then shares his first Disney character crush… but rather more importantly, Hannah specifies which muscular presenter she is going to require Joel to look like when he's 50. You won’t blame her.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

The team realise that they have no idea what the symptoms or causes of heartburn are. The common, yet mysterious, cousin of indigestion. Also, Joel and Hannah recently bumped into one of Joel’s ex-girlfriends at an event. She didn't stay to chat, but it reminded him of an extremely unhinged and stalky phone call from her jealous past lover. Sheesh.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Wilde’s just had his second birthday! Mum & Dad had the party at their place - Hannah made none of the party food herself and felt absolutely zero guilt about it. Love that for you queen. The main event was definitely the small herd of Shetland ponies Hannah and Joel hired to walk the kids round their garden. Jealous.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Still in bed, Joel & Hannah discuss what scares them, given that normal scary stuff seems to completely pass Joel by. Plus, all the details from the NTA's! Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.