BONUS: "An absolute waste of £80."

Every year (and you'll know this if you've been a NHIE listener for a while), Joel has 'the' week. During 'the' week, he has literally no time. Every single moment is accounted for and if anything goes wrong, it has a devastating knock on effect. He was BUSY this week. But did it go well? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

The bonus episode the world has been waiting for. Joel and Hannah test out the previously-thought-not-to-have-been-invented-but-has-in-fact-been-invented, automated toothbrush! Wait, the title of this episode looks like a spoiler? Why would you think that?Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel & Hannah took Wilde on his first proper holiday abroad this week! So how did it go and did he get on with the breadsticks? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah get a bit deep! They share some early career struggles and how they both did a classic “fake it ‘til you make it”. Turns out that actually works? Fast forward to now and Joel has played The Royal Albert Hall with none other than Mr Tumble. Transcendence. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel reveals his second piece of life-changing “I can’t believe this hasn’t been invented yet” technology - he’s onto a winner with this one. Hannah also reminds him of the time they had to take Wilde to work with them. Tricky for any parent - especially when the workplace is a festival, Mum’s got a speech on childcare to do (ironic), and Dad’s been sprung with a main-stage comedy performance.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah took Wilde to “little-kickers” football - a first for all involved. Wilde didn’t have the right kit, and neither did Mum & Dad… but at least ChatGPT says Wilde is going to be tall enough to be a pro athlete! Also, Joel runs through some of the things that, in 2025, he can’t believe haven’t been invented yet. Plot twist: they have been.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

A surprisingly educational conversation on health, fitness and supplements leads Hannah, naturally, to recount the time when Joel was the least physically impressive she’d ever seen him: when he came face to face with a big wasp. Or a “European hornet” as he insists. Joel and Hannah also learn some new fancy words that they definitely use correctly. Who wants to confluence later?Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Joel gets nostalgic as he recounts a weekend trip to his brother’s farm with Wilde… he may or may not have cried his eyes out while his brother drove them around in their Dad’s old tractor. Oh the memories! Also, Hannah is vindicated by Joel’s decision to get onto a new running programme - he’s finally realised that “elite” level running might not be for him.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel’s not having a great week. Firstly there’s some medical treatments on the horizon, and then a misread email has lead to a minor breakdown. On the plus side, there’s lots going on in the garden… but have you heard about the spiders? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

There’s holiday logistic chat as Joel & Hannah try to weigh up (pun intended) how much luggage allowance they will need for their holiday. Is half a suitcase full of toiletries too much? Plus we glare into the back of Joel’s mouth and discuss his new dental regime. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!