6 - Avatar 2: Christmas Presents

This week Jordan shites on about the time he forgot how reflections work, his best and worst New Years ever, and the 90s. Plus he offers up an alternative, and frankly way cooler, list of New Years Resolutions for only the most criminal of listeners to try. Cowabunga, dickheads!

This week Jordan shites on about his patented PLAY procedure for buying presents, as well as attending the Avatar 2 premier dressed like Rick Astley. He also ends the podcast with a new feature called "Could I win..."

Jordan's back after a forced (read: Lazy) week break. This week Jordan shites on about the Ego and why it's it's fault he's not successful. Then he talks shite about the greatest invention in the world, and what the real greatest invention in the world is, and he lets us in on some exciting Avatar 2 based news. Enjoy!

This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.| This weeks searches: - Roomba - Is it illegal to kill an alien?

Jordan is depressed, and boy does he want you to know it. He's fine though, honest. This week Jordan shites on about being sad (boo hoo), NOT taking your 14 year old child to a snooker hall every week, the date August 8th, as well as other random thoughts fired off from a sleep deprived brain. They can't all be gold, people! Searches: -What to do when you can’t sleep? -What was the worst year ever? -August 8th

This week Jordan shites on about being old at gigs, eating a big slice of humble pie, how reality TV started badly, went mental, and then got worse, and the difference between a Swede and a Dutch. This weeks searches: 'Michael Jordan cartoon magic shoes' ' First reality show competition ever' instagram: @JordanOrdinary

WE'RE BACK! (For real this time!) Season 4 kicks off a soft reboot of My Internet Diary! Guest will still be on sporadicly, but Jordan will be looking at his own searches each week and no one can do anything about it. On this weeks episode Jordan speaks about the anatomy of a roast chicken, the search for a suit that will make all the boys jealous, homosexual arachnids in old pop songs, and unconfident facts. It's good to be back!

Yes we're back! And yes it has been a year and half but we're back! I said we're back!! And who better to kick off season 3 than the Podcast Don himself, friend of the show, Tony Cantwell. How much does it cost for Tony's alter ego to write a Lion King/Simpsons crossover erotic novel? Why are children selling Nintendo Switches online but not delivering on the goods? Do parentheses make words invisible? Why is Matt Damon Fighting Jordan in SuperValu? All is revealed in this jam packed episode of My Internet Diary.

Jordan welcomes comedian, Mob Theatre founding member, and all round wonderful guy, Stephen Bradley to the MID studio in this jam packed episode. Stephen is regaled with the scatological goings on of Jordan's work place, and the two delve deep into the twisted mind of the dirty protester. Who pooped, and why? Seriously, why?

It's third times the charm as Omar Hasan joins Jordan to complete his trilogy! In this episode Jordan tells the true and stupid story of not being allowed to fly, and unravels the Scooby Doo family tree. Omar discuss safety coffins, what to do if your dead but you're not actually dead, and the origins of April Fools! And who is Dick Smith the Dicksmith? You'd be a fool to miss this banger of an episode! Join us as we take and in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guest. Each episode we'll be clicking the 'I'm feeling lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.