E018 Puns, Mushrooms, Babies

This week we tell eachother stories about values and witchcraft and give you the opportunity to learn from us two adults what it means to be an adult. We explain Everything you need to know about success, power, status, money, Hänsel und Gretel. We ate...the rich. And we strongly reccommend you try floating.This episode is not sponsored by co-star.LINKS:https://www.amazon.de/Women-Who-Run-Wolves-Contacting/dp/1846046947/ref=sr_1_1?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&crid=2O7GSDA46YIEJ&keywords=women+who+run+with+wolves&qid=1683477899&

After a short spring break we are back for season twoooooooo!We are presenting our winning campaign and evolving technically: Listeners, follow us on TikTok to see our biooohtiful faces, give us a top rating on Spotify, and of course vote for us when election day comes.COMING UP NEXT: BirthdaysodeSPOILER ALERT: We talk about the movie Tár

We smile at creeps and flirt with chatGPT. We ponder over stolen bunnies and how big a scam dieting actually is. The only proof of a strong mind is not slurping down everything Gwyneth tries to sell you. Also we have an important announcement to all you listeners!https://www.maintenancephase.com/https://open.spotify.com/show/0aF9EB1e73SmmWIrvC4I61

We try to bargain over life choices and make unhealthy connections between love and work, as per ushe. We can't expect much from life except that lala land is inevitable without being proactive.

CONTENT WARNING: starting at minute 24:00, we talk about current and past wars from our limited perspective.After a few minutes of pointless chatter about dream houses, cakes, and skin care, we conclude that there are topics that other people have more meaningful perspectives on. We hope to include them in a future pt. 2.

Trigger Warning: this episode discusses pregnancy termination and related medical procedures‎.What if your parents hadn't screwed that Tuesday? Your existence proves that you won a lottery of insignificant choices, but how random are our reproductive rights? Join us on a could-have-would-have-should-have- spiral that re-digests some of the lies we've been told since childhood. All pharmacists are cops. Let's go swimming like mermaids with Kim Kardashian. Let's de-shame each other.references:Abortion (who.int)https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-where-abortion-is-illegalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxB3_RtppNchttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYmqmNdN/

Loose track of time and space while trash-talking to your bestie with us.To accept insult is to invite injury, loyalty does not really exist, ultimatums are our last resort and going off the beaten path is risky. So let's not forget to honor the work our ancestors have done on this 8th of March!spoiler alert: too hot to handle - german edition

We are being too realistic to recognize the rip-off, yet too delusional to settle for anything less than outrageous. We are talking to ourselves and finding the freedom to say no. We are once again failing to travel through time, but dismantling the myth of progress and fighting ancient vampires.

Trigger Warning: Human traffickingWe are legal now! So let's go through our plans for an endtime horror scenario, Spoiler Alert: The Last of Us, season one. Help us push the homosexual agenda and hear about other twitter drama in this weeks shortisode.References:Chicks for Climate (@chicksforclimate) • Zdjęcia i filmy na InstagramieWładysław Reymont - Wikipediahttps://twitter.com/melanielynskey/status/1623401604534902784

It's time we took our sketches more seriously so join us in an expert discussion about art and capitalism. Because thanks to the great WWW we do have an audience, conceptually speaking. So why not have a podcast? Your favorite sell-outs are revealing their Myers–Briggs results and we are back to the hairdresser!References:Esther Perel | Speaker | TEDhttps://books.google.at/books/about/Erotisches_Kapital.html?id=8slwAgAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&source=kp_read_button&hl=de&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=falseISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 3593394685