Phone Tap: Zeh French Zombie

In your Halloween Phone Tap we call a woman who is DESPERATE for a certain holiday lawn decoration to become available and luckily it just did! Unluckily though, we have our worst employee ready to deliver the news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t try to sneak in a bad costume into a Vito and Vino Costume Party! They’re cracking down on lazy costume wearers this year and it starts with a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, were calling a woman hosting a kid’s Halloween party and Brooke is gonna turn up the “Karen factor” to a level we’ve never ever seen before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Home Owners Associations try to ruin people’s fun all the time. In today’s Phone Tap, WE’RE that HOA and of course we’re gonna try to ruin a woman’s Halloween plans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a wedding videographer, and for the most important day of our lives, we want something a little SPECIAL that we guarantee he’s never been asked about before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a mom to tell her that her kid’s school is charging to use the crosswalk now and her child has racked up quite the bill!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After you hear today’s new Phone Tap you’re gonna wonder how the fake business we created isn’t a real thing already! Learn about “Slice Finder” in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know you don’t actually OWN your phone number? At least, that’s what were telling today’s Phone Tap victim when we ring him up and tell him his number he’s had for decades just was bought by a celebrity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.