Ranch Dressing

Is it a religious ceremony? Is it a sport? Is it a hummus-based street food? Jon and Glen have never heard the word Kabaddi before, but they're not gonna let something so trivial stop them from rewriting a wikipedia page about it.

Formica! What is it? Was it created during a World War? Was it created by Australian television personality Sofie Formica's ancestors? Do Jon and Glen even know anything at all? Come see Glen tell jokes on February 26th at SteelStacks in Bethlehem, PA! C3aJFpay6aUnF4CqkWGz

Hey! A few days late because Glen was on the road, but we're back to teach you all about doorbells.

What's up with that big spike in Paris? Glen and Jon know all about it. Was it built for a World's Fair? Was it built with strontium girders to summon Zuul? Learn everything you need to know.

Glen Tickle and Jon Lunger rewrite the Wikipedia page for Daylight Saving Time and Glen gets genuinely angry at Ben Franklin, a French newspaper, and a bug-lover from New Zealand.

Why's it a liquid though, NICHOLAS!?

What even is dill? A lot of bush talk, and we pitch a great biopic as we get deep into ranch lore.

Okay look. Sometimes Jon and Glen really have no idea what they're talking about, and this episode is one of them. They talk a big game but at the end of the day they're really, really stupid.  Also that long running bit about Jon not having Glen's phone number takes a dramatic turn!

We're off the rails on this one kids. We start talking about marbles for a bit, but then it's just a clip show.

Look, if Hank Green doesn't know how eels get down we don't know why anyone would expect us to.