We Don't Know What a Qualm Is

Send a textSomeone walked down the aisle and forgot a very important person, we can't stop talking about a $300 taco guy, and we downloaded an app that scored Uncrustables a 2 out of 100, so...that's where we're at. Also, we settled the great Diet Coke debate, said goodbye to styrofoam forever, and one of us has a toenail situation we probably shouldn't have shared. Happy St. Patrick's Day 💚Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textWe're back and fully unhinged in the best way. This week's episode covers everything that matters: the chaos in Mexico and New York airports, a heartfelt goodbye to McSteamy (RIP), and a very passionate debate about whether "qualm" is even a real word (it is — but that's none of our business).It's the year of the horse and we are sharing our 2026 visions — babies, boob jobs, Pilates, and just slowing the heck down — then read through your goals too, which include nursing school, donut shops, rainbow babies, and dream jobs none of us could have invented. Also: the US hockey team made everyone cry, Dune and Avengers are dropping on the same day (chaos), and someone got a brick for Christmas and genuinely loves it.It's the cozy, chaotic hang you missed. Pull up a wedge salad and enjoy. 🐎Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textThe end of winter mood swings, why February felt like it would never end, and why getting dressed right now feels impossible. I share the gray “sweats” I’m living in, the ones that look a little more put together, plus a few recent buys that made being sick in bed feel slightly less boring.We also get into what we’re watching and what we’re excited about. I’m giving you my thoughts on Wicked, The Bachelorette schedule drama, and the shows we’re adding to our list, including Love Story and Traitors. We talk travel coming up, including California, and all the little things that help when you need a change of scenery.Then I switch gears and share what’s been working for my skin, Face Reality, microneedling, and the small routines that finally paid off. We also talk Botox and why I love a conservative injector who keeps you looking like you.After that, we read through your updates. I’m celebrating with you through pregnancies, rainbow babies, engagements, graduations, new jobs, moves, and big life changes. Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textGood As New is BACK — and we have a LOT to catch up on.After nearly a year of silence, but we're finally returning to your earbuds, and trust us — the hiatus was not without reason. In this long-awaited Season 2 premiere, we sit down with zero game plan and full hearts to catch you up on everything that went down while we were gone. And spoiler: it was a lot.From my (Rylee) wild journey of building and opening my own salon from the ground up — the late nights, the inspections, the chaos, the tears, and ultimately the triumph. Plus, a Christmas surprise I never saw coming (hint: it has four legs and answers to Tricky).Jaj gets raw and honest about the moment her and John's relationship hit its breaking point — for the second time. She walks us through the heartbreak, the move into a new home, the loneliness of starting over in a neighborhood full of young families, and the moment everything changed with a knock at the door and a man in a suit on one knee. Yes, that happened. And yes, there's a video.From a bachelorette trip in San Clemente (Brody Jenner sighting, anyone?) to a Thursday wedding at Snow Pine Lodge that had everyone in tears — except somehow the bride — this episode is a full-blown catch-up that will have you laughing, crying, and cheering these two on all over again.They're back. They're better. And we've got some BIG plans we can't wait to tell you all about!Welcome home. 🤍Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textOkay, deep breath… we’ve got good news and bad news. And because we’re us, we’re obviously starting with the bad: this is our last episode for a while. Like summer break vibes, but with more emotional damage and fewer popsicles. Life is lifing, chaos is chaosing, and honestly—we’re at max capacity. Mentally, physically, hormonally. So we’re hitting pause on new episodes until fall, when we’ll (hopefully) return as refreshed queens with something better to say than “I don’t know what’s going on anymore.”In this short but sweet episode, we’re talking about what’s next, why we’re pressing pause, and what we hope you’ll do in the meantime (hint: it involves sunshine and hugging your people). It’s not goodbye forever—it’s just a “we’ll see you in September with new stories and hopefully better lashes.”💋 See you soon. Hug your people. And then hug them again.Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textThis week, we’re diving headfirst into the emotional rollercoaster that is being a girl—and spoiler alert: it’s a full-time job with zero PTO, hormonal chaos, and overpriced skincare. We’re talking spray tans as therapy, backseat babysitting, outfit meltdowns, mascara-induced rage, and why a $7 deodorant should be considered a luxury item.BUT we’re also shouting out the best parts—like glam nights, bikini boxes (yes, really), the magic of girlhood, and how we can go from Adam Sandler to smokeshow in 10 minutes flat. We also debate the ultimate question: is there a single show everyone agrees on? (It’s not The White Lotus, apparently.)Basically, it’s all things estrogen-fueled, deeply relatable, and aggressively girly—in the best way.Grab your Diet Coke and your lash curler, we’re getting into it.Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textOkay so here's the tea: last week’s episode? Ghosted us. Literally. Power blinked, vibes were high, we were batching like podcast queens and then poof — lights out, files gone, and everyone thought we quit. (We didn’t. Chill.)This week we’re BACK, caffeinated, chatty, and spiraling in the best way. Jaj moves and Rylee's new salon is taking shape, and how we both basically want a pizza oven and a pool more than we want inner peace.Also: birthday feels, spring energy, single mom power moves, Coachella FOMO, why polygamy kind of makes sense (hear us out), and a Bachelor recap that’ll have you yelling “COME ON NOW” at your phone.Just two girls processing life with a mic and a meltdown. You know the drill. 🎙️💅Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textYou want chaos? You got it. In this week’s episode, Rylee and Jaj are barely hanging on — one home purchase, salon build, concert, and emotional spiral at a time. One's broke. One’s stressed. Both feel like gremlins. We deep dive into why opening a business feels like birthing a porcupine, why buying a house alone should come with emotional hazard pay, and how Kelsey Ballerini somehow saved our week (even though we knew exactly three of her songs).Oh, and don’t worry — we also manage to spiral about screen-addicted tweens, fireplace placement drama, the downfall of society, and… a Utah nurse murder plot?? Yeah. Buckle up. It’s a hot mess express with snacks.Press play and feel better about your life.Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textDaylight savings is ruining our lives, Rylee’s dodging an arrest warrant (okay, fine, just a speeding ticket), and Jaj is basically a world traveler now—except she held her pee for five hours out of pure social anxiety. Also, why do men treat vacations like a triathlon? We need answers.We’re unpacking it all, plus the absolute insanity of trying to function in March (who even likes this month?!). Oh, and we’re diving into your luckiest life moments—because some of you are way more blessed than the rest of us.Buckle up, we’re going off. 🚗💨🎙️Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP

Send a textYou know it’s gonna be a good episode when we kick things off with a full-blown identity crisis and a Bachelor recap. But buckle up, because this one takes a wild turn. Rylee lived through what can only be described as a real-life apocalypse simulation at a massive cheer competition in Texas—where the words “shooter” and “bomb threat” sent 70,000 people into absolute chaos. Running for her life, losing track of her sister, and somehow becoming a guardian angel for a lost child? It’s giving stress-induced aging.Meanwhile, we also unpack the universal February/March Ugly Season™, where no amount of self-tanner or Hot Pilates classes can fix the vibes. And, in true unhinged fashion, we spiral into the Gabby Petito and Ruby Franke documentaries because why not add one more layer of emotional damage?If you love hearing near-death experiences mixed with pop culture hot takes and mild existential dread, this episode is for you. Grab a blanket, hug your people, and maybe invest in an AirTag for your kids.Hug Your People, and Then Hug Them Again Find us here: Instagram Website Tiktok Our latest merchandise DROP