54. Giving you kid’s parties, handy husbands, and awkward silences

If Jon made an OnlyFans, would you subscribe? I think we all would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss OnlyFans, oral hygiene, and harsh comebacks. Jon may have the body for OnlyFans but when it comes to comebacks, he lacks major…how you say…je ne sais quoi. We can leave the diss tracks to Alex. She’s pregnant so she’s got a natural fire under her butt.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 17:46 - What’s Your Kink? 20:50 - Say Hello To Hygiene 25:26 - I Want To Be My Husband’s OnlyFan 31:26 - I Don’t Want Your Mom’s Ring 34:26 - Have Goals or Get Out! 38:09 - I Think He’s Cheating…Again 43:19 - His Mother Poked Holes In His Condoms 51:13 - Fighting is Fine!  55:43 - He Needs His “Guy Time" 01:00:53 - Reading Your Secrets  01:01:05 - A Sad Goodbye Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would you go on a boys trip while your wife is 7 months pregnant? Jon wouldn’t even think about it. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss boys trips, Facebook dating, and their famous neighbor back in LA. Was it Selena Gomez? The Weeknd? Jared from Subway? The possibilities are endless.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 19:28 - Famous Neighbor  22:28 - Facebook Dating 24:45 - My Husband Hates How I Dress 29:38 - Hidden Box of Lingerie  35: 20 - My Husband Doesn’t Want Me To Go Out 37:42 - I’m Not Your Full-Time Babysitter! 44:20 - Boys Trips 48:51 - My Husband Has Feelings for Someone Else 54:29 - Dealing With Insecurity  1:00:04 - I Don’t Want Another Kid 1:04:25 - Reading Your Secrets 1:05:28 - Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you think all men should know how to fix things around the house? If so, Jon better get to learning. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss handy men, attending children’s parties, and how to handle awkward silences with your partner. Alex and Jon live, work, and are now having a baby together so the conversations are endless…poor Jon. Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 16:08 - Smile, You’re On Camera! 18:18 - Awkward Silences With Your Partner 21:22 - I’m Drifting From My Best Friend 25:16 - Do I Tell His Ex to GTFO? 28:29 - Spell My Name Right! 33:15 - It’s Over! Give Me The Ring! 37:59 - Did I Go To The Right Person? 41:01 - I’m Not Attending Your Child’s Party 44:56 - I Want My Wedding Photos Now! 50:17 - My Husband Isn’t Handy 54:38 - Reading Your Secrets 55:20 - Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would you buy your fiancé an engagement ring they didn’t like? Jon wouldn’t dare. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss engagement rings, personal space, and fantasizing about your coworkers. Jon can’t help but fantasize about his coworker. She’s hot, funny, and knows how to have a good time. Yeah he only has one and it’s Alex but still…a little inter-office romance might good for the company.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 18:04 - Coworker Fantasies  24:57 - I’m Not My BF’s +1 29:39 - Don’t Touch Me! I’m Pregnant!  36:50 - If You’re Not Growing, You’re Not Changing 41:27 - My Husband Has Gained Weight 50:43 - Engagement Ring Blues 59:22 - Should I Help My Ex Get a Job? 1:04:50 - My Husband Lost our Daughter 01:10:46 - Reading Your Secrets 01:12:48 - Listener Review  Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you fart in front of your partner? Alex and Jon can’t help it. In this week’s episode, our favorite couple discusses farting, naughty dreams about your ex, and friendship breakups. Jon even shares a story about how he lost a friend by peeing on his shoe. Jon may be a great husband but he’s a…questionable friend.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 22:58 - Exes on Social Media 26:07 - I Can’t Leave My Mom 28:44 - Farting In Front of Your Partner 32:37 - Do I Make My +1 Pay? 35:37 - Eight Year Anniversary? or Ten? 39:21 - Tattoos Of Your Ex 47: 31 - Checking Out Other Women 56:06 - He Puts the Ex In “Sex” Dreams 57:41 - My Bridesmaid Doesn’t Talk to Me 01:04:01 - Reading Your Secrets 01:07:45 - What Are You Over? 01:09:35 - Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever received a nude that was just…boring? Alex definitely has. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss receiving boring nudes, video-game-obsessed boyfriends, and getting “off”. Alex says she would never marry someone who couldn’t get her off but then again, she married Jon. Marriage is all about sacrifice, I guess.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 23:45 - I’ve Never Had An Orgasm 27:20 - Boring Nudes 30:59 - Does My Friend Not Like Me?  33:34 - My Acquaintance Is Having An Affair 39:30 - My Husband Hates My Makeup 44:36 - He Plays Too Many Video Games! 48:39 - Moving Out of State 53:24 - Do I Tell My BF About My Abortion? 57:31 - I Contacted My Ex’s Sister 1:01:14 - My Ex Boyfriend is An Influencer  1:06:28 - Reading Your Secrets 1:09:21 - What Are You Over? 1:10:58 - Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the case of Baby Bouffard...Jon, you ARE the father! In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss paternity tests for unborn children, fathers being petty, and security cameras in the house. Do you trust your spouse or do you need security cameras inside your house? Alex may not be doing anything bad...but Jon? We might need to investigate further. Also, stay tuned for the end where Jon and Alex reveal the gender of their baby!  Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 18:14 - My Boss Hit On Me 24:29 - How Much Do You Tip? 27:53 - Friends with Benefits 30:53 - I’ve Never Been in a Relationship  35:06 - I Want a Paternity Test! 37:54 - My Father Didn’t Come To My Wedding 42:07 - His Parents Are Too Religious  47:26 - Are You Spying or Lying?  51:00 - My BF Doesn’t Try With My Kid 53:49 - Reading Your Secrets 55:07 - Listener Review 55:32 - Gender Reveal 59:39 - What Are You Over? Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kissing your friends is fine…until it turns into a make-out session. In this weeks episode, Alex and Jon discuss friendship kisses, cancelled weddings, and friendships that have gone south. You know, not all friendships have to last forever. Alex’s friendships usually last awhile, whereas Jon’s only last 2-3 business days…or a year if you play Call of Duty.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 30:51 – Risky Towel Business  33:21 – How Long Should You Wait To Remarry?  36:45 – Is Playful Kissing Cheating?  38:23 – My Fiance Cancelled Our Wedding 41:27 – My Husband Uses Dating Apps 44:58 – Close Friend or Foe?  49:50 – My Sister’s Wedding vs. My Baby 53:30 – My Wife Makes Out With Her Friends 58:31 – I Sold My Friend’s Concert Tickets 1:03:33 – Call of Booty 1:08:03 – Reading Your Secrets 1:09:38 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would you call the cops on your own sister? Alex would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss driving while high, pole dancing, and stalking your ex. Jon hasn’t stalked his ex in years but Alex just stalked hers last week. Don’t lie, we all want to see if we’re doing better than our exes! Safe to say, Alex and Jon have nothing to worry about. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 9:45 – We’re Growing Apart 11:48 – Balancing School and Life 14:10 – Say High to a DUI 17:37 – Should We Move In Together? 20:56 – New State, Same Business? 25:50 – I Want Support For My Pole Dancing  30:19 – Afraid of the Dark…Circles 35:07 – Boundaries At Work 39:15 – My BF Left Me In The Hospital  46:26 – He’s Stalking His Ex 52:48 – Reading Your Secrets 55:54 – What Are You Over? 58:26 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time we normalized kissing your siblings on the lips…(or not, geez). In this week’s episode, Jon and Alex discuss strange sibling relationships, babies at weddings, and rude celebrity encounters. Just remember, if you ever meet Alex and Jon in public, Alex will want to be your best friend and Jon will want to leave immediately. It’s nothing personal, he just doesn’t enjoy genuine human interaction. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 11:34 – I Won’t Speak Badly About My Husband 13:43 – Our Sex Life is Vanilla 16:43 – Rude Celebrity Encounters 20:30 – Kissing Your Sibling  24:23 – Fading Friendships 28:09 – Grandparents or Grandpains in my Ass?  33:05 – Reaching Out To My Ex’s Mom 35:28 – To Move or Not To Move?  39:44 – Loaning Money To A Sibling  46:13 – Your Baby Can’t Come To My Wedding 52:25 – Reading Your Secrets 55:03 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices