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This week, David's daughter is disgusting, again, kids of gays are happier, Gavin's daughter is not an idiot, we have no good news, we rank the top 3 Costco snacks, and this week sees the return of Matt Tolbert who talks to us about surrogacy in Mexico, why he's a PLG (perpetually late gay), and what he got wrong (and right) about being a new Dad, now that he is one.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

We're back baby, and more mediocre than ever! This week, there was a masascre in the world of queer icons, David's daughter is disgusting, we chat about progress sometimes being sad, we rank the top 3 Pixar films, and this week we are joined by the legend that is Peppermint who talks to us about her iconic career, her Tea that's tea, what she feels about her appearance on "The Necessary Conversation" podcast, and why she'll never order a mocha again.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David is annoyed by cotton candy, (most) of us are back to school, we ask what to do when kids get good at arguing, David's son becomes a new kid, we drool over our DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 icons. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David makes a huge mistake with a can of snakes, Gavin's kids cry over ice cream, listen comes for us, Gavin comes for Bob Dylan, we have an uber special guest join our top 3 list, and this week we are joined by fellow gays and finanical icons David and John Auten-Schneider from the Queer Money Podcast who talk to us about saving for your kids future, how to afford (and not afford) becoming dads, and why giving your kids an allowence can be the smartest financial move you can make. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, soccer players' shorts aren't short enough, strangers buy us coffee, Gavin takes us to church, we teach you how to talk to teenagers, David's son has buyers remorse, and we rank the top 3 colors.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David's son asks him if he customizes, Gavin yells at his daughter in front of the Lorde, we shit on our kids' excitement, we give our kids money they didn't earn, we rank the top 3 fruits, and this week we are joined by gay Dad and outdoor adventurer Mitch Hallan who talks to us about being a Dad to four, being previously married to a woman, what his family looks like now, and how even you can be as Midwestern as apple pie.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin went to Spain, we try and figure out if trying is worth it, Gavin went to Spain, did you hear?, David uses spoons with his sunscreen, we sling the top 3 insults, and this week we are joined by parenting expert and Dr. Phi's BFF Donna Tetreault who talk to us about her career in journalism, how she got to be the go-to TV parenting person, and how the hell we can survive the teen years.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we are back and worse than ever! We chat about our Pride, Gavin boats about his European adventures, we gaslight our kids on purpose, David's son opens a hair salon, we rank the top 3 deadly sins, and this week we are joined by scientist, blogger, autism advocate, and mother Theresa Lyons.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David is a cliche, we need a break, we rank the top 3 kids meal deals, and this week we are joined (again) by sexologist and all around incredible human being Zoë Kors who talks to us about being an intimacy coach, how busy parents can remain connected to their partners, and how her kids like to get her attention in public spaces.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David's son tells him where babies come from, Gavin wants your money, someone finally puts into words what David couldn't, we ask listener for their hacks on sunscreen, we rate the top 3 loyalty programs, and this week we are joined by all around beauty Melissa Knapp Conrad who talks to us about beauty branding, healthy habits for your skin, and how to keep kids for succumbing to the beauty industrial complex. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast