Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk

In this holiday Teeny Meanie, Lisa, Nick, and Celia give listeners permission to stop forcing joy, togetherness, and overcommitment just because it’s December. From skipping plans to ignoring guilt and doing only what actually feels good, the crew reminds you that rest counts, boundaries matter, and forced merriment helps no one. A messy, honest send-off before the show takes a well-earned holiday break.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery defends his medium‑rare burgers from the well‑done police, Scotty B vents about his daughter ignoring a very simple luggage solution, Gandhi spirals into deep‑sea giantism, Garrett discovers his mom was way cooler than he ever knew, Sam gushes over her mom’s return to theater, Nate launches a campaign to bring back office mugs, and Danielle admits she’s being held hostage by tip‑screen guilt.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has no down season, so you bet he’s selling Patrick something for the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are your daily horoscopes for December 23rd, 2025.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Isaiah & C.J. discuss: Isaiah’s trip back to Boston to be honored for his career-high 52 point game at the Garden, the tradition of Christmas Day games in the NBA, Isaiah’s own chapter in the Celtics-Knicks rivalry, and winning predictions for each holiday matchup on Thursday. Also, they illuminate the 2026 Basketball Hall of Fame nominees, including Jamal Crawford, Blake Griffin, Joe Johnson & Brandon Roy. And finally, find out who took No Days Off this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know all about the Christmas traditions we’ve grown up with, but where did they originate? We celebrate with Christmas trees, cards, lights, visits from Santa Claus, and lots of great food. But our ancestors were more likely to celebrate with drunken dancing, weird games, and street fights. How did Santa Claus, Christmas carols, and eggnog become a thing? And a reminder… feel free to DM me if you have a story you’d like me to cover. On Facebook it’s Patty Steele, and on Instagram Real Patty Steele.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

📺 Watch this Episode On today's MKD, we start the week off with special guest Jarrett Ferentino! We talk about Brian Walshe's sentencing, suspicious items found in D4vd's rental home, Nick Reiner's defense team, Jarrett's career, and more! Follow Jarrett - Instagram (@jarrettferentino) // Youtube (@JarrettFerentino) // Website (jarrettferentino.com) Pre-order Jarrett's book - Mothers, Murders, and Motivation 🎟️ 2/21 - City Winery NYC - COMING SOON! Shop our new merch! Use code GrossVIP15 at checkout - theduramatershop.com Submit your stories, questions & comments to [email protected] Support The Show: 🧠 Join The Gross Room 🖤 Sponsors 🔬 Buy Nicole's Book 🥼 Merch Follow: 🎙️ Mother Knows Death 🔪 Nicole 🪩 Maria 📱 TikTok More Info: 📰 Newsletter 📃 DisclaimerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From NFTs to Roth IRAs, join us as we admit we’re all just nodding along pretending to get it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scotty B swears his dog has fully absorbed his neuroses, Gandhi recommends a gripping documentary about a precedent‑setting case, Nate rails against American cheese and its not‑so‑cheesy ingredients, Danielle warns glasses‑wearers about the dangers of buttery fingers, Froggy celebrates his nonstop laughter with Danielle, and Skeery launches into a one‑cent gas‑pump grievance he insists isn’t petty (it is).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dayna is going to miss Christmas this year, she’s just not being honest with mom as to why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.