'Duck Dynasty' Stole Justin Martin's Honeymoon & His Wife is Still Mad

Justin Martin’s wife, Brittany, accidentally ends up with an arrest warrant after one tiny paperwork mix-up. Phillip outs Uncle Si for rocking a “classy” fashion trend that Si insists made him look dressed up and fancy, sending the guys into a full-blown debate about his formalwear standards. John-David gets fired up over restaurants bringing back retro themes, from old-school Pizza Hut vibes to the fast-food fun everyone misses. The boys relive Hunter’s movie date disaster that ended with him hiding in the men’s restroom. Duck Call Room episode #556 is sponsored by: https://stopboxusa.com/duckcall — Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% when you use code DUCKCALL at checkout! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wives Alyson and Brittany join the boys for an episode of The Newlywed Game that turns into a marriage check-in full of beige flags, quirky habits, and vacation dreams. Brittany reminds Martin that “Duck Dynasty” filming stole their honeymoon years ago, and now she’s ready for a real trip with big options on the table. Alyson wins “Wife of the Year” for the genius birthday gift that launched John-David’s hot dog summer. Hunter hosts an interview that puts everyone on the spot over lost keys, stubborn streaks, dramatic moments, movie crying, and who really knows their spouse best. Duck Call Room episode #555 is sponsored by: https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://storyworth.com/duck — Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si welcomes licensed therapist Dr. Lee Long for a surprisingly deep conversation about faith, self-worth, relationships, and why it’s okay to ask for help. Dr. Lee gives Si a powerful new way to think about his self-image, and Justin Martin shares how his nearly 4-year-old son stopped him mid-lecture with one simple question. John-David is delighted by how quickly and successfully Dr. Lee reads them all in real time, and the boys make their own breakthroughs in honor of Mental Health Awareness month. Duck Call Room episode #554 is sponsored by: https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://shopify.com/duck — Sign up for your $1 per-month trial today! Text DUCK to 64000 for your 2 free gifts with the purchase of any Pocket Hose Ballistic hose. Check out Dr. Lee Long's book here: https://www.drleelong.com/book And his podcast: https://www.drleelong.com/podcast - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep brings gifts for the boys that Martin is sure will end up causing trouble for them at the airport. Uncle Si is shocked by how the billionaire Jep used to rub elbows with spent $500 million. The boys take shots at Willie for his most frustrating habit and reminisce about old-school smoking sections inside buffet restaurants, and John-David is surprised by Jep’s hidden side as a romance movie enthusiast. Duck Call Room episode #554 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and Vitamin D3+K2 in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si jumps the gun to make everybody watch a viral attack video he caught on the news, sending the boys down one of the wildest rabbit trails. Martin isn’t totally buying the “official” story surrounding the attack, and Jay Stone shares what it was like meeting a bona fide Cajun outdoor legend who still hand-builds duck calls the old-school way. John-David is dead-set on fact checking today, and Si digs his heels in and decides there are certain Louisiana delicacies that just aren’t for him. Duck Call Room episode #552 is sponsored by: https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and Vitamin D3+K2 in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! http://ponchooutdoors.com/DUCK — Get $10 off your first order and free shipping! https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! https://preborn.com/duck — Visit the PreBorn! website or dial #250 and use keyword BABY to donate today. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si skipped prom for an unusually raucous but memorable night at home with his parents, leading to him sleepwalking straight through his sister’s goodnight kiss to sprint down the highway in nothing but his underwear. Godwin nearly misses the episode completely after Hunter’s autocorrect disaster sends him the wrong recording day, while John-David considers launching a brand-new career that could seriously test his intestinal fortitude. Plus, Martin admits he’d gladly accept an invitation to go storm chasing across the Great Plains if anybody’s brave enough to take him along. Duck Call Room episode #551 is sponsored by: https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 27% off sitewide all through May. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is back home after months of repairs—but not everything is quite right. Martin’s return to Texas Motor Speedway and brings back serious memories from the Duck Commander NASCAR race. A ridiculous order at Si’s favorite Dairy Queen sets him off, and John-David is beyond excited to share vent their frustrations to the world. Phillip can’t help but blush at the outrageous innuendo on Si’s favorite piece of clothing. Duck Call Room episode #550 is sponsored by: https://ethos.com/DUCK — Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes. Application times & rates may vary. https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and Vitamin D3+K2 in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si had a simple idea—bring in a real therapist and ask some honest questions. Dr. Emily Jones joins the show to talk about everything from war trauma to marriage and parenting, and even the surprising reasons communities like “furries” exist. Martin is eager for advice on raising twin boys with an unfortunate bathroom habit, while John-David proves once and for all that he does, in fact, have smart friends. Duck Call Room episode #549 is sponsored by: https://buyraycon.com/duck — Get 15% off today! The Everyday Earbuds Classic are the perfect addition to your everyday routine. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://factormeals.com/duck50off — Get 50% off and free daily greens per box with new subscription using code duck50off at checkout! *Terms and conditions apply - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si answers a Q&A with questions from his favorite thing about himself to John-David’s dubious insecurity about feet. Martin shows off a gnarly souvenir he picked up in the woods, sparking a whole debate about rashes and home skincare remedies. The boys share the biggest moments that shaped their lives and taught them a few hard-earned lessons along the way. Duck Call Room episode #348 is sponsored by: https://hexclad.com/duck — Find your forever cookware and get 10% off your order! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and Vitamin D3+K2 in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s new teeth come with an unexpectedly silly side effect, and Martin shares how he got pulled over in Texas for what might be the lamest reason ever. Godwin is stunned to hear his long-lost fishing gear has turned up in a pawn shop across the country. John-David rallies the guys to go on a mission to fulfill Miss Kay’s latest wish. Duck Call Room episode #547 is sponsored by: https://storyworth.com/duck — Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://preborn.com/duck — Visit the PreBorn! website or dial #250 and use keyword BABY to donate today. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices