Episode 295: Portal Blaster

Jack Strobe launches a thrilling new podcast. This was supposed to be a literal 60-second bonus…

Thanks to all our the suckers—I mean SPONSORS who helped fund this podcast.

Scott, J.R., & Tim answer the fans’ burning questions… If you are that wealthy individual J.R. spoke about who cares deeply about justice in the creative arts, you can unburden your conscience here.

Max, Wilson, and Jack Strobe go on a quest to find Max’s stolen possessions. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Wilson: Scott Trapp Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Frooper: Brian Williams Tricia (on the phone): Jeni Ellis Glex: Peter Ellis M.O.R.R.I.S.W.: Adal Rifai Sparkles: Maezie Ellis Billy: Brian Williams Producer: Maezie Ellis Dirk Spiffler: J.R. Willett Red: Brian Williams The Judge: Peter Ellis Gnormagn: Peter Ellis Inspector Bower: Christina Curtis Perplexa: Christina Curtis Elder Max: Tim Ellis Free Phillips: Christina Curtis Battle Announcer: Peter Ellis Tricia Xander: Emily Cheever Baby K: Robert Ellis Dr. Poppenkapper: himself Fake Max’s Mom: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! This is the final regular episode of the show! Stay tuned for some post-show bonus content here on the main feed. Thanks for all your support over the years. This has been a completely independent operation, supported entirely by you, the listeners. If you’d like to say thanks and/or support whatever future projects we may take on, our Patreon will be open for another month or so. Feel free to subscribe for the final month on there, or make a one-time gift with Venmo. &#59;) You can read some of our closing thoughts about the show over on Tim’s personal site here. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max finally finds out who took all his stuff. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Wilson: Scott Trapp Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max gets a lead on all his missing stuff. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Bank AI: Alex Goldman Listen to Alex’s podcast, Hyperfixed, “the help desk for life’s most intractable problems”! Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Scott, J.R., & Tim share an important announcement… Email us your questions about the show at max@dispatches.fm or drop them in our contact form. If you really want to know, this is the problem Reddit user that Jack Strobe mentioned…

Max gets an earful from his mom. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Xam Smada, a.k.a. Hellscape Max: Tim Ellis Professor Charles Matherson: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max gets ready for a good surprise from the Bageltron 2000. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Trogdor / Schmogdor / Bloodwraith / Pulsatis: Willett Children Susan: Maezie Ellis Baby K: Robert Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max tests a different kind of portal. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Orificious Jones: Peter Ellis GLaDiOS: Christina Curtis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt