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Apparently moms use group chats to solve actual problems while dads use them to send the dumbest memes possible, so we compare the evidence from both sides. We also get into chaotic kids’ play places, Katie’s questionable pescatarian rules, Trey’s Oklahoma State misery, office nail clipping, sharing gross mom gadgets, and why we might all need to live in one giant family compound.New customers get 40% Off with code CORRECTOPINIONS at http://GLD.comTo get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to http://MINTMOBILE.com/TREY. Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month. That’s it there’s no catch.Let’s eat real. Head to http://FACTORMEALS.com/correctopinions50off and use code correctopinions50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. See website for more details. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/5zhgqoej #CashAppPod● Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement, forthe Sutton debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton and for the Bancorp debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp. Savings and Offers provided by Cash App, a Block Inc. brand. Offers may not be affiliated with third party merchants.● Parents and legal guardians can open a managed account for kids 6-12.● Cash App will pass through a portion of the interest paid on your savings balance held in an account for the benefit of Cash App customers at Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Member FDIC. To earn interest on your Cash App savings balance, you need to have sponsor approval. Exceptions may apply. Savings yield rate is subject to change. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.CHAPTERS0:00 Katie finally wants to be alone6:11 Why dads don’t get a vote11:32 Indoor kids’ play places are chaos16:30 Katie’s questionable pescatarian rules23:18 Oklahoma State heartbreak & expired beer27:31 Correct Opinion: Cars have too much tech32:07 Correct Opinion: Grown men in tank tops39:59 Listener submissions40:09 Moms need to learn how to Google41:31 Moms’ Group Chat vs Dads’ Group Chat44:57 Fast food is officially back47:52 Clipping your fingernails at work51:22 Stop borrowing your friends’ gross stuff57:18 80-year-olds are putting us to shame1:01:18 Trying to leave the house with toddlers1:05:12 The 82-year-old dream life1:06:53 Why we all need to live in a village1:12:47 Trying to keep up with fashion trendsSubscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1 Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

Katie interrupted my prayer to tell God not to listen to me, which feels like a new low even for us. We also talk about the chaos of raising three kids, Katie’s first fantasy football draft, why being a dad isn’t always fun, and whether Katie could survive as a man.Machine Washable Rugs, Made Better. For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping at http://tumbleliving.com/CORRECTOPINIONS #Tumble #adventure The Korean skincare brand everyone is talking about. Our listeners get 20% off their entire order by using code CORRECTOPINIONS at http://jiyuskin.com/CORRECTOPINIONS #JIYU #adventure Get 30% off your first 3 months of a Freestyle diaper subscription at http://freestyle.world/CORRECTOPINIONS with code CORRECTOPINIONS. That's a full month of premium diapers delivered to your door for just $49/month for your first 3 months.Right now, save 25% on your first order at http://Zazzle.com Go make something Zamazing.Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1

We break down our biggest fight since having Miles, argue about everything from school drop-off to hot honey, and Katie shares her best advice after three newborns.Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/CORRECTOPINIONS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #adventure Use my link http://ThriveMarket.com/correctopinions to get $30 off your first two orders. You cannot get this deal on the website — it’s only through my link. That right there covers your membership fee, so sign up now before this exclusive offer ends.Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/5zhgqoej #CashAppPod● Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement, forthe Sutton debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton and for the Bancorp debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp. Savings and Offers provided by Cash App, a Block Inc. brand. Offers may not be affiliated with third party merchants.● Parents and legal guardians can open a managed account for kids 6-12.● Cash App will pass through a portion of the interest paid on your savings balance held in an account for the benefit of Cash App customers at Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Member FDIC. To earn interest on your Cash App savings balance, you need to have sponsor approval. Exceptions may apply. Savings yield rate is subject to change. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CORRECTOPINIONS #Ridgepod NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC.

The kids are officially back at school and somehow Katie and I are the ones who need a recovery day, which feels about right. We also get into fantasy football, toddlers saying insane things in public, parenting hot takes, Taco Bell, marriage arguments, and our Crumbl review. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/correctopinions #rulapod If you’re starting a business, or running one that deserves better tools, Square helps you sell, manage, and grow without slowing down. Right now, you can get up to $200 off Square hardware at http://square.com/go/trey. Run your business smarter with Square. Get started today.Join the over 1.5 million people who’ve trusted Ro on their weight loss journey.Go to http://RO.CO/CORRECTOPINIONS to see if you qualify.Let’s eat real. Head to http://FACTORMEALS.com/correctopinions50off and use code correctopinions50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. 

Miles is officially smiling, and Trey and Katie are soaking up the good moments in the middle of the chaos of having three kids. They also get into making parent friends, fantasy football, wedding advice, Trey's questionable kitchen-cleaning habits, toddler oversharing, and a very revealing round of Anglo-Saxon School.Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code CORRECTOPINIONS at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. #lolapartnerCut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at http://MINTMOBILE.com/treyThat’s it there’s no catch.**CHAPTERS**00:00 Trying to Talk After the Kids Go to Bed05:26 Trey Is Trying to Make Dad Friends11:58 Raising Boys vs. Girls16:10 Katie's Type B Mom Era17:05 Miles Is Smiling at Mom and Dad18:39 Family Photos With Three Kids20:03 Surviving a Kids' Birthday Party Postpartum22:20 Pregnancy vs. a Newborn With Toddlers25:06 Fantasy Football Should Be a Turn-On30:39 Katie Finally Ignores a Door-to-Door Salesman35:08 Wedding Advice: Does Getting Married Twice Feel Different?40:59 The Kids Need to Get Out of the House42:22 Do You Have to Keep All Your Kid's Art?44:40 Trey's 90% Kitchen Cleaning49:04 The Horrifying Things Toddlers Say in Public55:25 Katie Doesn't Want to Leave Miles57:03 Have Dog People Gone Too Far?59:14 Katie Goes to Anglo-Saxon School1:05:01 Movies That Made Trey and Katie Cry1:10:12 OutroSubscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1 Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

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Is it important that dad's cut the umbilical cord? Does Katie know Gen Z slang? Find out on this week's episode!Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at http://WarbyParker.com/CORRECTOPINIONS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #adReady to build your ultimate summer cart? Join Thrive Market with my link http://ThriveMarket.com/correctopinions for $20 off your first three orders plus a FREE gift.Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code CORRECTOPINIONS at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. #lolapartnerDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/5zhgqoej #CashAppPod● Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement, forthe Sutton debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton and for the Bancorp debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp. Savings and Offers provided by Cash App, a Block Inc. brand. Offers may not be affiliated with third party merchants.● Parents and legal guardians can open a managed account for kids 6-12.● Cash App will pass through a portion of the interest paid on your savings balance held in an account for the benefit of Cash App customers at Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Member FDIC. To earn interest on your Cash App savings balance, you need to have sponsor approval. Exceptions may apply. Savings yield rate is subject to change. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1 Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

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Trey and Katie talk pregnancy chaos, third-baby prep, dad survival tactics, and why turning on the heat in June while your wife is nine months pregnant is a dangerous decision.Gear up for summer with Poncho. Go to http://ponchooutdoors.com/CORRECT and enter your email to get $10 off and free shipping on your first order. Head there, drop in your email, and get $10 off and free shipping. And once you try one, you'll get why I've got a closet full.You're not buying a gift. You're making one.Right now, save 25% on your first order at http://Zazzle.com. Go make something Zamazing.Head to http://Factormeals.com/correctopinions50off and use code correctopinions50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026.Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/5zhgqoej #CashAppPod● Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement, forthe Sutton debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton and for the Bancorp debit flex card at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp. Savings and Offers provided by Cash App, a Block Inc. brand. Offers may not be affiliated with third party merchants.● Parents and legal guardians can open a managed account for kids 6-12.● Cash App will pass through a portion of the interest paid on your savings balance held in an account for the benefit of Cash App customers at Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Member FDIC. To earn interest on your Cash App savings balance, you need to have sponsor approval. Exceptions may apply. Savings yield rate is subject to change. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1 Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast