311: You’re Not Mean… They’re Just Dumb | Correct Opinions

Tour news, a surprisingly radioactive story, my MRI meltdown (true vulnerability hour), plus we read some of y’all’s absolute wildest comments. If you’ve ever wondered what being “radioactive” feels like, or how an MRI makes you question your life choices... this episode is for you. Hit the road with us (tour link below), drop a five-star review, and tell me what city I forgot. Go to http://everyplate.com/podcast New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. VISIT http://FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. See Trey LIVE! Tickets: http://treykennedy.com/tour Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

Trey, Katie, and Jake share their “Correct Opinions” this week: Trey claims he’s not mean—people are just dumb, Katie takes on board game maniacs, and Jake exposes the lies of YouTube Zen. Plus, they debate the funniest names for throwing up . VISIT http://GrowTherapy.com/CORRECTOPINIONS Whatever challenges you’re facing, Grow Therapy is here to help. Sessions average about $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0, depending on their plan. Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan. VISIT http://FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. Get your Lola Blanket today! Use code: CORRECTOPINIONS for 35% off at http://lolablankets.com

Trey, Katie, and Jake catch up with tour news and family chaos before diving into a packed Correct Opinions — from small-world beach stories and a lost diamond saga, to roasting bocce ball and airport FaceTimers. The highlight: reacting to a cowboy-looking Instagram influencer who gives wildly cringy “how to excite your woman” tutorials. VISIT http://EVERYPLATE.COM/PODCAST New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. Join the Patreon! http://patreon.com/treykennedy Get tour tickets! http://treykennedy.com/tour Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

Trey, Jake and Katie (with guest-producer Timon) trade parenting horror stories and scroll-culture hot takes — from toddler haircuts and millennial Instagram slideshows to panhandling/pizza stories, whether iPhones should cost more, and a riff on MrBeast-style viral stunts. Whatever challenges you’re facing, Grow Therapy is here to help. Sessions average about $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0, depending on their plan. Visit http://GrowTherapy.com/CORRECTOPINIONS today to get started.  Function is a near-360 view to see what’s happening in your body, and my first 1000 listeners get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit http://www.functionhealth.com/TREY or use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health.
 00:00 – Intro & Derek’s kid haircut joke 01:14 – Guest producer Timon + Derek’s hospital update 02:21 – Instagram “photo with music = millennial” rant 04:28 – What music belongs behind family pics? 05:09 – Forrest Frank / kid-friendly song talk 07:23 – Cranky photo & grass-driving story 09:27 – “Correct Opinions”: visual vs. auditory learners 11:53 – Homeless pizza refusal story 14:26 – Pickleball shoot + Caitlin Clark mention 18:28 – Ad: Function Health 19:02 – iPhone should cost more (Trey’s hot take) 24:00 – Phone priorities & culture chat 29:23 – Ad: Grow Therapy 30:24 – Tour talk: kids on the bus & Cali shows 57:42 – Reality TV riffs 58:03 – MrBeast & “Squid-Game” vibes 01:00:34 – “Summer I Turned Pretty” & TV talk 01:01:05 – Wrap-up & sign off Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

This week on Correct Opinions, Trey, Katie, and Jake deliver some truly Correct Opinions: Trey declares that doing Hyrox (the endurance fitness competition) doesn’t make you impressive—it makes you a loser. Katie insists that finishing each other’s sentences isn’t romantic—people should just finish their own thoughts. Jake argues that pleasantries on customer service calls are a waste of time. ______________ VISIT http://www.EVERYPLATE.COM/PODCAST USE CODE: trey199 Dig into these flavor-packed meals your household will love. New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to everyplate.com/podcast and use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

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NFL is back, a behind-the-scenes of the fantasy-football skit we filmed this morning, plus Trey’s one-take pumpkin-spice latte throw that somehow made views but not money. From there, it’s Target therapy, dads-night-out vs. moms, and a heated matcha debate. Mid-show we dive into hot-tub temps (petition for “male vs. female” settings), whether octopuses are really that smart, and a Chihuahua ancestry rabbit hole.  We wrap with Jessica Biel’s new show/pull-up goals, lost AirPods & Find My horror stories, automatic headlights, and a first-date hazard-lights tale (Patreon tease). Subscribe, rate 5⭐, and drop your Correct Opinions takes for next week! VISIT http://GROWTHERAPY.COM/CORRECTOPINIONS Whatever challenges you’re facing, Grow Therapy is here to help. Sessions average about $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0, depending on their plan. Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan. Join the patreon! http://www.patreon.com/treykennedy Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

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Trey, Katie, & Jake dive into everything from Taylor Swift’s new album and Kansas City sightings, to back-to-school stories, water-bottle placebos, junk drawers, tour antics, and whether movie theaters are officially done for. VISIT http://FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. Use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. Go to http://everyplate.com/podcast Dig into these flavor-packed meals your household will love. New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal.  Join the patreon! http://patreon.com/treykennedy

The kids are headed back to school… and the parents are barely holding it together. Trey, Katie, and the gang dive into first-day-of-school emotions, why “pack and plays” are just baby cages with better branding, and the awkward small talk you start making once you hit your 30s. Plus, a hot take on why millennials aren’t lazy—they’re just smart enough to skip certain home projects (because sometimes your time is worth more than DIY glory). VISIT http://www.FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY Powerful health insights to help you monitor for early signs of hundreds of diseases and create a health strategy that evolves with you. Join the patreon! http://patreon.com/treykennedy Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast