The Second Annual Unsupervised Unnecessary Awards

Alright, y’all can finally calm down, she’s here! Four-time WNBA Champion, Golden State Valkyries Center, and OG member of the Nerd Herd, Kiah Stokes joins us to recap her and the Valks' historic season. From ESPN and the internet's disrespect to Coach Nat’s swear count, we’re recapping just how we got to getting that ring on Kiah’s finger. Speaking of rings, y’all are doing a little too much over there on Threads, thirsting for Kiah privately and publicly. But if you’re gonna do all that, we’re gonna talk about it so we’re rating some of the best (out the pocket) DMs she’s gotten. But if the DM’s aren’t enough, we play a good old game of M.A.S.H. to try to predict Kiah’s romantic future. But she’s not the only one with some lunacy happening in her phone, we talk about how one of the Babysitters got a very special request from an old coworker…Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

They had us working on Halloween but for a good cause - we headed to Cleveland for a live show with Joy To The Polls. Syd and TP went all out on their costumes (I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you'll literally never guess what Syd is) but it seems Cleveland didn’t feel up to the challenge.We recorded this before Game 7, but to no one's surprise, we congratulated the correct winner. We chat through what it was like to start the season knowing you weren’t even making it to the finals and why it cost us money to make a playoff run. Then, we play a new game with our favorite costumes in the audience and are reassure Clevelanders aren’t messing around. We’ve got Down In The DM live where we share our favorite All-Star Weekend moments and our dream 2028 Cleveland Sirens Starting Five.  Nothing better than getting to laugh IRL with our Babysitters and do our part to help that blue wave, am I right?Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Syd and TP fill us in on their trips around the country, activating voters and WNBA fans alike. TP went to Allentown and visited an amusement park all by herself while Syd pulled up to game four in ATL with Madi. We heard the Dream admin had to ask everyone to put on the shirts and show up on time so we have some words for y’all and proper fan behavior. By the time this comes out, we will have winners of game five, but we’re just as confused as y’all about the 12:30p ET start so we’re throwing out other venues we think the game could’ve been played.Then, we dissect a viral video of some Halloween candy porch bandits caught on a doorbell camera. Speaking of scary, we watched Last Seen on AppleTV and we have some serious thoughts. Finally, a babysitter writes in about finding out her crush has a very personal relationship with her coach… Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for… Parasocial WNBA Fan’s Biggest Night! This week Syd and TP bring you the second annual Unnecessary Awards. We will celebrate our favorite moments from this season, and in true Syd and TP fashion, correct some of y’all’s behavior. The competition is fierce this year, come find out the off-court MVP, words of impact, and +++ more. And don’t worry, there will be prizes. Also, we cover whether Disney Adult is an appropriate costume for a honeymoon-themed bridal shower, our reactions to game 1 of the finals, what we (Threads) caught Veronica Burton doing, Carolyn Swords’ TV debut on our favorite show, and how to avoid being used by a romantic partner for a Costco card (who is babysitting who at this point y’all…)Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you to everyone who listened to last week’s episode. Shoutout to our day ones and newcomer babysitters, but a special shoutout to the trolls for the record-breaking engagement across all platforms. The hate in your heart fills our stats and pockets and for that we thank you! To give our new listeners a taste of what we are all about, we have a very on-brand, off-topic episode for you. Our favorite white people songs, nightmares about Jordin Canada, manifesting a 7 game series for the Valkyries vs Dream final, our every thought and strategy on Traitors to this point, and one babysitter writes in on how Syd and TP are entertaining (terrorizing) an IT department in New Zealand.  If you liked what you heard last week, don’t forget to clock in this week. All babysitters welcome! Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One thing you can count on: Syd and TP are always going to stand on business. We know you've all wanted to hear from us and we’re ready to talk about it all. Not just one interaction with a belligerent b*tch boy, but the last decade of standing up for what's right.We also get into our time at ComplexCon (TP was in thrift heaven) and where we got our sick basketball jackets. Plus, giving Arike and the ice in her veins flowers and breaking some WNBA insider news about Alysha Clark. We're loving the meme factory that's Angel Reese and not at all surprised by Coach Nat's collapse, she'd be calling plays from the back of an ambulance if she had to.Finally, we love when you ask us for dating advice. We love it more when you’re nuts and not self aware. Keep the mess coming babysitters…See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Audio listeners, we see you, we hear you… and yes, we did forget about you. We’ll do better.Y’all keep tagging us in everything, so let’s break it all down. Rickea Jackson is back on her quarterly queerbaiting grind with her latest rainbow road incident, A’ja Wilson had a literal run-in with a worker who she then blamed for the loss of her pregame gum, and we’re saying goodbye to the Connecticut Sun while TP shares memories from the Tulsa Shock days, the Mohegan Tribe, and our unforgettable championship in Uncasville.We also have a moment for Nneka and the legacy she is leaving behind, hear Sheryl Swoopes’ thoughts on our wigs, and debate the Mercury dancers’ proposal… with TP firmly ANTI public proposal.Plus, we recap our Game 1 Live IG Story coverage for Amazon Prime and relive our viral scissor sisters handshake on the Jumbotron. There’s more playoff talk coming, including something y’all have been asking to hear all about, so stay tuned.Lastly, a moment for Aminata Seck, who was detained by ICE at Louisville airport. We see her, and we want to do everything we can to help bring her home and spread awareness. We hope everyone in these facilities knows they are not forgotten, especially during these incredibly scary times. We’ll keep you posted on what you can do and resources you can tap in to.Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TP has another outfit you do not want to miss. Who knew TP looked so good in pink and in overalls?Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran is the new face of All Lives Matter with his apology and backtrack in the same breath. And here goes Pink again, giving the color a bad name. If Syd can make it this far raw dogging her ADHD, you can make it to our W segment of this episode. We give our two cents as we look ahead at the playoffs. We got our eyes on The Young Hos and how people always seem to forget the kind of motivation a season of disrespect can do for a team. Women are getting statues… finally! Congrats to Lisa Leslie (she’s cute) and Sylvia Fowles. Spoiler - we didn’t come dressed as their statues, but we love messing with the legends, so you never know what’s coming. We’re doing some boots (pants) on the ground journalism and finding out what Gen Alpha has to say about if farts are funny. Stinky Stinky! Either way, let’s keep farts and more importantly FECES out of sporting events. Yes, we’re talking about the HYROX sh*tter. Finally, as promised, we’re celebrating three teachers to kick off the school year with a giveaway. Thank you to all our teacher Babysitters, you’re changing lives. Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry audio, but it’s time to tune in to video or you’ll miss a BIG reveal.As our time in NYC comes to a close, we went out big with everything from tennis drills with Sloane Stephens to having to run across the city in clogs and brand new Doc Martens to get to a dinner with our boss’ boss’ boss (we are embarrassed and taking accountability, okay…). Syd walked in her first fashion show at NYFW and to no one’s surprise, did not implement the coaching she was given but looked good doing it (really good). She loved it so much she wore the look again for the recording. TP got to be among her people at the Tall Tours but she is still out on wearing heels. At least no one asked how the weather is up there - the same btw. Finally, a babysitter writes in for advice on how to keep a friendship as great as Syd and TP’s. There really is no big secret, just always go out of your way to show people you care. Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We recorded this on Labor Day so please be grateful for our federally mandated day-off labor.There’s a rumor going around that exit rows get free drinks - how can that be true? Aren’t they the ones responsible if we start going down, but you’re telling me that they’re getting tipsy at 30,000 feet… Speaking of tipsy, thank you to everyone that came out to Blazers for our comedy show. Think we have a few more shows in us before we leave NYC so stay tuned.US Open was quite a time, we could hardly keep the paparazzi off of us. (Check the evidence. Because there is evidence.) Did y’all know Common had that much motion? He has TP in a tizzy which is… interesting to see. Don’t worry, we give our full review of the Honey Deuce and caviar nuggets.We’ve seen the videos resurfacing of us in high school and they’re frying us too. We can’t believe our voices were that high but good to know Syd’s humor has always been that natural (nuts) and TP was still killin em with kindness. And we took a page out of Mateo Lane and Nick Smith’s book and are declaring the sexualities of the sports. Jury is still out on skateboarding…Finally, a babysitter wants to know if she’s allowed to reach out to her ex’s sister. We told y’all to bring us your mess, and we are so glad you are.Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@sydjcolsonFollow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTPTHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.