Critiquing Chris' Wedding w/ Are You Garbage | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Are You Garbage joins Chris Distefano for absolute chaos in the trunk of his car in the middle of New York City. The boys get into Chris' wedding, who made the guest list, the insane gifts he received, peptides, rich-guy neighborhoods, getting back into religion, fatherhood, life on the road and plenty more. Plus, Chris finds out exactly how garbage some of his wedding decisions really were. Check out Are You Garbage's new special "American Garbage" on YouTube and catch Chris Distefano on tour at ChrissyComedy.com. 00:00 Are You Garbage Joins Chaos in the Trunk 04:34 American Garbage 05:43 Everyone Is on Peptides 09:41 Chris' Life After Getting Married 11:20 Roasting Chris' Wedding 13:00 Who Didn't Make the Wedding Guest List? 14:50 The Craziest Wedding Gifts 19:11 Why Foley Didn't Invite Kippy to His Wedding 20:49 Tim Dillon's Insane Wedding Gift 22:37 Is Venmo a Garbage Wedding Gift? 23:41 How Much Money Should You Give at a Wedding? 24:54 Chris Doesn't Fit In With His Rich Neighbors 28:46 Chris Gets Called Out by a Famous Actor 31:38 Boxing, God & Chris' New Outlook 36:25 Going Back to Church 37:43 Having Kids Changes Everything 39:51 Discovering Premier League Soccer 50:53 The Insanity of Life on the Road 52:07 Street Fight Training 61:27 Are You Garbage's Travel Rules 64:21 Surviving the Road Together 67:23 American Garbage & What's Next SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DraftKings DraftKings is NOW LIVE in all 50 states. One app. Every sport. Nationwide Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MYRESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in 7 days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in 1 year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as $50 click-to-claims every 7 days for 21 days. Terms at dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Zoc Doc https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Little Pete joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the wildest Chrissy Chaos episodes yet. Petey opens up about battling addiction, surviving an overdose that left him in a coma for 10 days, getting sober and eventually finding his way into stand-up comedy. Plus, Chris catches up with his old high school friend, former professional boxer and FDNY firefighter Will Rosinsky, to talk about fighting Kelly Pavlik, life in the ring, their insane high school memories and the boxing documentary *On the Line*. Little Petey doesn't give a f***, and this episode proves it. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. 00:00 Craziest Moments 01:19 Chris Reunites With His High School Friend Will 06:28 The Hardest Punch Will Ever Took 12:28 Would a Pro Boxer Let His Kids Box? 16:08 The On the Line Boxing Documentary 23:02 Chris & Will's Insane High School Stories 28:47 How to Actually Defend Yourself 34:18 Remembering 9/11 in High School 40:11 Little Petey Joins the Chaos Bus 41:02 Rehab Led Little Petey to Comedy 44:29 Little Petey's Near-Fatal Overdose ~46:00 Little Petey's Wildest Stories ~1:02:00 Steroids, Hairpieces & Going Viral ~1:04:00 Little Petey's Comedy Goals UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code CHAOS. https://BlueChew.com Talk Space As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. VIDEO LOWER THIRD: Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com Draft Kings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano Ryan Serhant joins Chris Distefano for a chaotic conversation about New York City, the insane state of the real estate market, renting vs. buying, building wealth and what it actually takes to become successful. Ryan breaks down why he still believes owning is better than renting if you can afford it, what would actually have to happen for NYC home prices to fall, and some of the wildest prices he's seeing in Manhattan right now, including a SoHo apartment renting for $72,000 a month. Plus, Ryan talks about waking up at 4:30 AM, learning when to say no, running a massive company, his Russian driver Yuri, Owning Manhattan and where LeBron James should live if he moves to New York. 00:00 Chris & Ryan Serhant Cause Chaos in SoHo 02:04 Ryan's Bracelets Have an Incredible Story 04:22 Meet Ryan's Russian Driver Yuri 05:29 Chris' Daughter Roasts Him During Road Rage 06:25 Ryan's Advice for Making $1 Million 06:59 Why Ryan Used to Work 7 Days a Week 09:59 Ryan's Insane 4:30 AM Morning Routine 11:28 Ryan Explains Management vs. Leadership 12:11 Should You Rent or Buy a Home? 13:30 What's Wrong With the Housing Market 15:24 What Would Actually Make Home Prices Fall? 16:40 The Best Kind of NYC Landlord 20:30 How Much Do These SoHo Apartments Cost? 21:35 $31K Rent Became $72K a Month 22:29 Ryan Gets Fired Up About NYC 25:30 How Ryan Would Fix NYC Housing 28:36 Why Ryan Loves New York 29:59 Ryan's Secret: Do What You Say You'll Do 30:30 Going From "Yes, And" to "No, But" 31:30 Where Should LeBron James Live in NYC? 32:28 Ryan Talks Owning Manhattan 34:12 Peptides, Chris' Tattoo & One Final Roast #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DraftKings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Adam Ray joins Chris Distefano in the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode in the middle of New York City. Adam talks about preparing for Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden, becoming a first-time dad, his rise in comedy, his new Netflix show The Adam Ray Show and why part of him still wants a shot at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Chris and Adam interact with random New Yorkers, get wrapped in tefillin on the street, debate comedy, tell childbirth horror stories and somehow turn a normal podcast into complete NYC chaos. 00:00 Adam Ray Joins the Chaos Bus 03:14 Hunter Biden & Adam’s Wife Stepping In 05:23 Adam Ray Is Having His First Baby 07:07 Chris’ Childbirth Horror Stories 14:01 Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden 18:31 Chaos With New Yorkers 21:17 The Pressure of Performing at MSG 22:20 Adam Ray’s Rise & the Kill Tony Backlash 24:48 Raising Kids on the Stuff You Love 27:39 Adam’s Talent & Late-Night Future 28:33 Adam Ray Opens Up About SNL 29:30 Adam’s Netflix Show & His Characters 33:25 Chris & Adam Get Wrapped in Tefillin 41:41 A Random New Yorker Interrupts the Podcast 43:27 He Can’t Name a Single Comedian 45:52 The Random People Saved in Chris’ Phone 51:08 Adam’s Sensei Breaks His Hand 52:06 The Most Chaotic Podcast in NYC Subscribe for new episodes of Chrissy Chaos! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Draft Kings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Jim Norton joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an insanely honest conversation about marriage, sex addiction, getting older and surviving the highs and lows of a career in comedy. Jim looks back on the days when he planned gigs around escorts, explains why the “good old days” weren't actually that good, and talks about how marriage changed his life. Chris opens up about his own career fears after selling out Radio City, while Jim shares what nearly four decades in comedy have taught him about success, failure and staying in the game. Plus, the guys talk jiu-jitsu, Jonah Hill, Dave Attell, the changing comedy world, Matt Dillon and plenty more. 00:00 Jim Norton Used to Plan Tours Around Escorts 01:17 Jim Norton Joins the Chaos Bus 05:35 Getting Married After a Lifetime of Freedom 08:21 Sex Addiction, Escorts & Being Single at 60 09:46 Chris' Wild Atlantic City Story 12:05 Would Jim Norton Have Been a Good Dad? 13:43 Chris & Jim Talk Fighting and Jiu-Jitsu 16:18 Jonah Hill's Jiu-Jitsu Confidence 20:04 Chaos on the Streets 21:04 Can Jim Norton Actually Defend Himself? 25:05 The Highs and Lows of a Comedy Career 28:03 Chris Gets Honest About His Career 30:40 You Don't Live on the Mountaintop 32:01 Why Chris Is Never Satisfied 34:24 Has Comedy Changed for a New Generation? 37:12 Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler & Comedy That Lasts 38:18 Discovering Woody Allen's Comedy 40:00 Chris Finds Out a Girl Was Sleeping With Matt Dillon 42:08 Chris Regrets Selling His House 48:56 Jim Looks Back on the Opie & Anthony Years 50:25 Is Jim Norton Happier at 58? 51:36 Jim Planned Comedy Tours Around Escorts 52:47 What Jim Norton's Marriage Is Actually Like 59:22 Money, Comedy & Surviving the Business 01:01:01 What Would Drunk Jim Norton Be Like Today? 01:02:49 Did Jim Get Everything He Wanted From Comedy? UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing. The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality. Matteo Lane is on tour now. Check out his socials for dates and tickets. SUBSCRIBE for more Chrissy Chaos! 00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo 02:01 Matteo Lane Returns 03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine 04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut 07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway 10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway 12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago 15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway 16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup 18:16 Matteo's Dating Life 19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs 21:57 Ad Break 24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago 26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway 27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story 28:34 Dating Professional Athletes 31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends 33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again 34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era 35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo 37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like 39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat 41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment 41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession 43:32 Only in New York 45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle 46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself 48:25 Turning 40 49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful? 50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets 51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert 52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50 53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up? 55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ZocDoc Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Quince Upgrade your everyday. Go to https://quince.com/CHRISSY for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself. It's equal parts therapy session and complete nonsense. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open 01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health) 07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus 11:09 BlueChew Ad 12:15 Talkspace Ad 13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast 14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story 16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German 19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older 21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay" 24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci 27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans 28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens 31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided? 38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart 41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method 42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy 46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life 52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging 56:30 Final Thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. TalkSpace As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. That's S-P-A-C-E-8-0. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Dan Soder joins Chrissy Chaos for one of their most honest conversations yet. The two comedians talk about getting sober, relationships, late-night TV, Netflix specials, comedy today versus fifteen years ago, and why creators should stop waiting for Hollywood to give them permission. Dan also shares stories from his early comedy days with Mark Norman, Joe List, Nate Bargatze and more. A funny conversation with plenty of behind-the-scenes stories, life advice, and classic Chrissy Chaos chaos. 👍 Like, comment and subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Apartment life & celebrity neighbors 01:20 Marriage, weddings & relationships 04:20 Dating someone who understands your career 05:10 Sports, basketball & parenting 09:00 Stepparenting and earning respect 10:05 NYC, bro culture & cigarettes 13:20 Starting in comedy & first late-night appearances 16:00 Why Dan never did Fallon 18:30 Comedy Cellar stories 20:49 Ad Break 21:50 Getting sober & wild drinking stories 28:45 Has comedy "made it" changed forever? 30:15 Why creators should build their own audience 33:30 Netflix vs YouTube specials 35:00 Why you should just make the thing 41:15 Parenting and figuring it out as you go SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again. He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones, and why he's officially done with beaches. Leave a comment letting us know: Would you let your 11-year-old have a phone? Are you Team Beach or Team Pool? Should Chris move in two years? Subscribe for new episodes every week. Timestamps 00:00 Welcome back to the Chaos Bus 01:30 Comedy tour updates & why 4 PM shows are the future 03:45 Chris says he'll never buy another house again 05:00 Achilles injury, physical therapy & New Balance debate 07:00 Could Hey Babe return? 09:00 Ireland trip planning & airline point disaster 16:30 Calling Jasmine live on the podcast 21:20 BlueChew Ad 22:30 Rumble Wallet Ad 24:05 Parenting anxiety gets real 29:00 Should kids have smartphones? 32:00 HBO's Neighbors and nightmare neighbors 34:00 Team Pool vs Team Beach 36:35 Colombia bachelor party stories 40:00 Tourist safety, scams & why a local guide is essential 43:55 Wrapping up & Rosario's Deli review UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! RUMBLE Take Control of Your Money and claim $10 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now at http://wallet.rumble.com/chrisd and use the code CHRISD10. This is a paid advertisement for Rumble Wallet. Rumble is compensating me for this ad. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Offer available to US residents only. Offer not available in New York State. Must be 18+. Offer is available for a limited time and for the first 500 wallets activated and funded. Details and full official rules available at http://rumble.com/promoofficialrules. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America. It's another completely unfiltered episode of Chrissy Chaos. 👍 Subscribe for new episodes every week. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MikeCannon #ComedyPodcast #Philadelphia Timestamps 00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia 00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster 03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins 04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories 08:07 Knife stories from growing up 10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads 14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons 16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness 19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc 20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident 22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories 23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia 24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy 27:25 Trying to help people on the streets 28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling 29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros 32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else 33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories 35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience 36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos 39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices