Unlocked: No One Touched The Water

Happy Halloween!  On today's ep we dive into Malala's epic new memoir, "Finding My Way." From her infamous attempted murder by the Taliban to staying up till 2 AM eating McDonalds at Oxford with her freshman year squad, this is a journey to the very heart of what it means to be B-list. We address the bong rip heard round the world, the cheating rumors around her husband, securing $3b from Trudeau, skipping class, failing exams, and how to give amazing dating advice to your roommates. Inshallah this episode finds its way to women and girls everywhere. Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepod Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepod Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join us on the beautiful Cape Cod National Seashore as we explore Kennedy family royalty Maria Shriver's new book of poetry— yes, poetry— "I Am Maria." From growing up as the niece of JFK to marrying Arnold Schwarzenegger, always being a horse girl, and ultimately getting railed by a former Bush campaign strategist, this is one very American tall tale.  Hear the whole ep at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's part deux of our epic journey into Keith McNally's new memoir, "I Regret Almost Everything." To hear the whole episode, subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call the reservationist, we're popping champagne with downtown restaurateur Keith McNally and his spankin' new memoir "I Regret Almost Everything." From his homosexual relationship with British playwright Alan Bennett to hitchhiking across Turkey, suic*de, medical crises, class anxieties, retro revanchist Americana aesthetics, sex with unnamed celebrities, zinc bars, and of course, Patti Smith being a bitch—it doesn't get any more NEW YORK than this. Stay tuned for Part 2 next Wednesday! To hear part 2—subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miss us? Enjoy this unlocked Patreon episode from November, 15, 2025— "No One Touched The Water." To hear today's all new episode, and get another one just like it every Friday, subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIF! Reminder—the only way to hear CBC now is on http://patreon.com/cbcthepod On today's ep—Oscars recap, Anora discourse, Meghan Markle's new show, Hilaria and Alec Baldwin's new show, and HBO's John Wilson joins us to talk the Ridgewood restaurant scene. Join us at patreon.com/cbcthepod xoxo    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIF, Club Kids! It's part deux of our epic final episode at iHeart—and we're going down kicking and screaming! To hear the whole story, and continue to get Steven & Lily in your ears every Friday—join us at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, the cat is out of the bag. We've reached the end of our iHeart era. But fear not—CBC will continue! Get new episodes every Friday at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod. For our final day in the red studio, we're going meta with famous thorn in the side of corporate radio—Howard Stern, and his book "Private Parts." In true Stern style, we bring in our producers on the mic and take the show out into the office—including an iHeart fridge mukbang. Don't worry, Club Kids. This isn't the end. It's the beginning. Head to patreon.com/cbcthepod to embrace the future.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CBC is in Chicago on 2/27! Get your tickets here. Yooo, who wants to drink some turpentine under a starry night with me? This week we hunkered down in the studio and read OG struggling artist Vincent Van Gogh's book, "The Letters of Vincent Van Gogh." Stretch your canvas as we discuss glamorizing peasants, immersive exhibits, eating overcooked quail, wholesale paint brushes, his dope Dutch sister-in-law Johanna Van Gogh-Bonger, the nostalgia of drawing, and brothels. Plus, we try to get to the bottom of what really went down in Brittany with Gauguin???Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come see us in Chicago on 2/27! Get your tickets now. Hello, Lover! Slip into an ethically made negligee and get comfortable because we are back in the boudoir with our annual Club Kid LOVELINE call-in episode. We don our Esther Perel hat and discuss how to find sperm, s**tting on the first date, greater Boston love triangles, squirting (again), off-grid courtship, how to get over a toxic crush, and–last but not least–ethical non-monogamy. BESOS!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.